Sasuke, Shikamaru, Sakura, Kabuto, and Sora were all peacefully walking through the forest of death. They were all too busy to be arrogant, ass holes and bitching to notice that the Akatsuki were hiding in the bushes.
"My brother, Itachi, killed my clan so everyone should feel sorry for me, although I'm a fucking dick." Sasuke said.
"I'm so smart, everyone loves me, I should be helping others with my knowledge but I do everything myself. I also killed the best character ever. "Shikamaru said.
"I'm stupid bitch is really cruel say only the boy who never liked me and I am a total fan girl for someone who does not even recognize my existence." Sakura said.
"I kissed up to Lord Orochimaru until he died, then I started to try to be like him. I can not for life and will never be as bad ass as Lord Orochimaru has ever been. "Kabuto said.
"I am a pathetic figure out which is not even cool enough to be a Jinchuuriki. I have some of the nine tails chakara inside me and I am douche bag." Sora said.
All Akatsuki members were there, even if they are to be killed or kicked out.
"He's the fucker that killed me!" Hidan whispered, as he pointed to Shikamaru.
"It is the douche that killed me." Sasori muttered as he has to Sakura.
"Kabuto is useless to me now, I can kill him." Orochimaru whispered.
"I always hated Sasuke, so I kept alive, then he may suffer." Itachi whispered.
"That guy with the purple hair looks like a douche, yeah. I'll kill him." Deidara muttered as he has to Sora.
"Ok, then." Pein said "ATTACK!"
The Akatsuki jumped out of the bushes and ambushed them.
"Itachi!" Sasuke asked.
Itachi quickly jumped at Sasuke and stabbed him with a Kunai.
"Give me your eyes! You do not deserve to see someone as awesome as me! "Itachi yelled.
Itachi pulled Sasuke's eyes and replaced them with his giving him eternal Mangekyo. Sasuke is dead.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura screamed.
Sakura was not paying attention to Sasori, who drew out his poisoned darts. Sakura was stabbed by about 50 of them and died instantly.
"Lord Orochimaru! You are alive? "Kabuto asked.
"No shit Sherlock!" Orochimaru said.
"Hey! It's my line! "Hidan yelled.
"Sorry." Orochimaru said.
Orochimaru grabbed Kabuto with his snakey arm, strangled and killed him.
"How did you dig out of the hole?" Shikamaru asked.
"It was just a shadow clone! It turns out that I could make them all along, but never bothered." Hidan said.
Hidan then tried to stab Shikamaru with his scythe. Shikamaru jumped out of the way and landed in front of Konan. Konan wrapped Shikamaru in paper and he died. Hidan did a victory dance.
"I can beat you." Sora said.
'No, you can not, yeah. "Deidara said.
"Yes I can."
"No"
"Yes."
"No"
"Yes."
"While we were talking, my clay spider went on your back, yeah."
"What?"
"KATSU!"
Sora is dead.
"Yay! We killed all the stupid ass idiots that the author hates" Tobi yelled.
A very handsome man who was really fit and attractive stepped out of the shadows.
"Hello, Un Franais." Pein said.
"Good job." Un Franais said.
Then Superkella and her little sister came out of the shadows.
"You can all join the French-English combo of doom." Un Franais said.
Everyone was very happy.
"Wait!" Hidan said "We are Japanese. Can you really great, cool group to be called the combo French-English-Japanese Combo Of Doom?"
"Of course." Superkella said.
And they lived happily ever after in the French-English-Japanese Combo Of Doom.