You people on fanfic.net inspired me Sung to the tune of Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) By The Offspring. Pretty warped (to be an Animorph)

By Barbara

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
The Yeerks aren't human
But they fake it anyway
We might miss childhood
'cause we're still just kids
We've got a big secret
But there are still things that we miss


So don't debate, give us a break
We've made it to book number 38
We're gonna fight this battle stay in the saddle
we know the way,we know the way
We're gonna close our eyes, and scream and cry
This might not sound brave but we're keeping hope alive
do it for me baby ,unh hunh unh hunh
morphing looks so crazy ,unh hunh unh hunh
Visser 3's a big baby ,unh hunh unh hunh
and all of us agree it's pretty warped to be an Animorph.
Marco Cassie Jake Tobias Aximilli Rach.
Jake is the Leader
Cassie is the one who's nice
Ax and Marco are funny
and Rachel's cold as ice
As Tobias Flies around he sees controllers as he pass
But if he acts weird
They're gonna fry his lily ass
chorus
Aliens,The time matrix
The ordeal with Visser one
These kids are really stressed
Yet they know how to have fun
Sometimes they feel bad
wish they never were born
But in their own mind
Their glad to be the Animorphs


So don't debate, give us a break
We've made it to book number 38
We're gonna fight this battle stay in the saddle
we know the way,we know the way
We're gonna close our eyes, and scream and cry
This might not sound brave but we're keeping hope alive
do it for me baby ,unh hunh unh hunh
morphing looks so crazy ,unh hunh unh hunh
Visser 3's a big baby ,unh hunh unh hunh
and all of us agree it's pretty warped to be an Animorph.
Marco Cassie Jake Tobias Aximilli Rach.