The Life of the Teenage Hero, Mark James

by ABQRourke

Hello gents and lady gents this is my first crack at this. Now this is a blog from Mark James a bully in paradise, Ohio. Mark isn't the sharpest tool in the shed so there was bound to be more than one mistake in this. Thanks for reading this,Z

1. Chapter 1

The Life of the Teenage Hero, Mark James

Hey what's up people my name is Mark James and thanks for reading my blog. Now I know what your thinking how can someone as cool as me have something as geeky as a blog? Well the answer is the blog is for English, because my stupid English teacher (no offence Mrs. C) said that if I don't that I will fail and have to take it in summer school. Anyway I have short black hair and dark brown eyes. I'm on the varsity football team at Paradise High School in Paradise, Ohio. Now I'm like your average jock strong, good looking and some of the kids I pick on say I'm a jerk before I beat them up. I guess I should explain my day than, right? Okay so I woke up did push-ups and pull-ups and sit-ups and then I hit the shower and got clean, got dressed, and finaly brushed and gelled my hair. I headed down stairs and was welcomed by the aroma of eggs, hashbrowns, pancakes, sausage, and bacon.

" Hey sweetie" said my mother.

" Hey mom, breakfast smells good"

" Thanks hon you can dig in"

Now sence I'm a jock I eat a lot so my mom wasn't surprised when I started piling a good helping of everything on my plate.

"Good morning my beautiful wife and my strong son" said my father walking into the room with his uniform on.

"What up pops?" I asked

" What you got planned today?" he asked sitting down

"School work and stuff like that" I said with a spoonful of browns in my mouth.

"MARK, we do not use that language and do not talk with our mouths full" my mom yelled

"C'mon mom I'm not a kid anymore"

"When you get out of our house then you can do whatever you want"

"Fine, I'm going to school"

I got up, kissed my mom on the cheek, give my old man a pat on the back, and head out the door and as I get to my car I send a text to my ex, Sarah.

Me:T'sup Sarah

Sarah:Hey, what do you need Mark?

M:Nothin u gonna b schl 2day

S:When am I not there, why?

M:Jus wonderin

S:I got to go Mark, I'll see you in second, bye.

M:K c u L8r

"Dammit" I yell tossing my phone into my backpack. I start my car and drive off to school

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