"Shit!" said Wendy, throwing down her cellphone with rage. "Dipper…I just heard the test results. We can't have kids."
Dipper sat down next to her. "There are many more ways. We can still adopt a child!"
"Or…" said Ford. "I know another way."
"What is it, great uncle Ford?" asked Dipper.
"I could carry a baby for you," Ford said.
"Isn't that impossible?" asked Wendy.
"Not at all!" said Ford. "I made a deal with Bill a long time ago…a very bad one. I ended up with a lot of knowledge, but that damn triangle switched my gender. I kept it a secret for years. I had no idea that would ever come in useful."
"You'll really do this for us?" said Dipper.
"Of course! I'll do anything for you!" said Ford.
Stanford underwent a surgery, and it was a success. He was beaming as he entered the doorway.
"You've got yourselves a kid!" he announced.
"Wow! Thank you!" said Wendy. She and Dipper were hugging him.
"You are our hero, great uncle Ford!" said Dipper.
Ford smiled at them lovingly.