"I am here to state my innocence. I did not give those pictures to my son. My wife, Lois..." Peter questions what he is saying. But his brain told him to forget his wife, for his presidency was at stake.
He clears his throat and starts again.
"My wife Lois was the one who gave my son those pictures. I, of course, strongly condemn her actions. She pushed the blame onto me to sabotage my presidency and take control by violent means. She paid those children to say that it was me. She wants to hold a dictatorship of the schoolboard. The evidence, if you do not believe me, actually points to her being the blame for this. Remember that picture? Yeah, that slutty picture of her in that, frankly, obscene position. I put it to you that, knowing her nature, and her previous actions, that she was the one who had done this?"
The crowd applaud ghim for standing up for his innocence.
"I assure you, ladies and gentlemen, that her actions, now, have crossed the line. I will not take this lightly at all. I am pleased to announce that today, I, Schoolboard President Justin Peter Griffin, am filing for divorce from Lois nee Pewderschmidt! She cannot corrupt our children with this filth! I have also filed a police report for Lois for possible charges of child abuse, as this now, from the available evidence, is a high possibility."
The audience gasp because of these shocking charges, but then start cheering profusely and clapping Because of the 'courage' of peter and the 'justice' being dealt to Lois.
"PETER YOU BASTARD!" Lois screams.
"Can we get security in here please?" Peter asks.
The security take her out of the venue and arrest her outside.
"I thank you for believing me after this time, I truely do. This means that this monster should be going to prison and thousands of miles away from my beautiful boys. Ladies and gentlemen, I thank you for your time and your trust, sincerely but before I go I have one announcement. Soon after I was elected as president, I forgot the reason I entered this race. A brilliant teacher that taught me in my day and age in James Woods High. He was, to me, Mr. Fargus. I remembered him today, as I prepared this speech. He was the best teacher I could ever have asked for. You probably heard of his firing, and I reinstated him as the first point of business as President. I have changed this decision. He will not be returning to just teaching, he will be Vice President Fargus!"
The audience cheer uproariously.
"Not only that, but in tribute to him, I am renaming Buddy Cianci Junior High School to John Fargus Junior High School!"
Once again, they cheer.
"Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America!" Peter finishes.
The crowd burst into eardrum-bursting cheering and applauding.
Peter just lost the love of his life.
Someone who would soon be forgotten and replaced.