Hello guys, this is my first ever fanfic. There might be some errors so please bear with me.
The story was after the first season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Some other Marvel characters might appear or be mentioned. All credits to the makers. Rick Riordan of PJ&O and Marvel of Deadpool and other marvel characters that could possibly appear. Special mention to Quartz Rider who inspired me to make one. Enjoy.
Note: Fourth wall breaks ahead. Because you know, it's Deadpool
Someone From Nowhere
After our tough battle to Kronos, the Titan War, everybody at the camp should take a break. We might have lost some of our friends but they would be still in our hearts as heroes. After some camp repairs and renovations some campers chose to spend their breaks back at the real world, while some old campers including the new ones chose to stay at the camp. I bet everybody's having their good times. I chose to be back at the real world to head back schooling at Goode High School for my sophomore year. Hopefully no monsters would appear this time. And by the way, Annabeth started her boarding school. Since she was nearby, we often see each other. And that's a good thing.
It was seven in the morning when we arrived at the school, the Goode High School. I was with my stepdad Paul Blofis who also happened to be a teacher of the school. He parked the car at the parking area and then, we left. Before we separate our ways, my stepdad put his hand on my shoulder. "Good luck on the first day of your sophomore year, Percy", he said. I managed to smile and then he went the other way. I went to my class. And I still had the difficulty of reading. I wondered how I could manage to learn. Having dyslexia was really a pain. I looked out of the window to see the clear blue sky instead. Well, looking up the sky seemed awkward, remembering that there were times that I was about to be hit by lightning in the past by Zeus, I was a bit terrified and looked down instead and look for something I could remember about my dad Poseidon and my half-brother Tyson. I missed them. And then I noticed someone in the garden outside. He was sitting like... was he pooping? He also was reading a newspaper, then he saw me and waved. Oh, that was very disgusting, why didn't he just go to the toilet. It was just nearby. "Jackson! Are you still with us? Is there something outside that is more worth learning for?" My professor said. I looked back outside to see him again, and then he was gone. "I am sorry, Mr. Thompson", I apologized. I wondered what was that, I never seen someone in a costume, pooping outside in the garden, with a newspaper, then disappeared in a glimpse in my entire life. I was sure I was not hallucinating. It felt like some kind of joke. Was it? Never mind.
First day of school was fine, and I was about to be heading at the parking area, when someone just talked behind me. "So how's the first day?' I turned around and it was Annabeth. "It's fine, hoping no monsters or teacher that will become a monster will appear". I answered. "Except to the man I saw pooping at the garden." I added. Annabeth held her mouth like her laugh was gonna explode. "What?" I asked in confusion. "Nothing, is that because your brain being a seaweed, literally?" She said while holding her laugh. "I am serious, and he happens to be wearing a red costume". I said. "Looks like you're having a good time here." My stepdad, interrupted. "Hi, Mr. Blofis, it looks like Percy is having a hard time dealing with his brain being a seaweed." Annabeth answered while laughing. My stepdad Paul, just laughed too. I looked at them both. "Guys?, come on." I said, then eventually, I just laughed too. Yeah, weird. "So, are you coming with us Annabeth, I am sure Sally will be happy to see you again." My stepdad said. "Yeah, she'll cook for us, my mom is the best cook." I added. "I am very sorry Mr. Blofis, but I have something really important to attend, I am really sorry." She refused. "Oh, it's ok. Don't worry, Percy I think you have to come with Annabeth." He said. "Well, actually, I really need him to come with me, thank you, Mr Blofis." She said. And then we waved goodbye to my stepdad and made our walk.
"So, where are we going?" I managed to ask. "Just lend me a hand in my site inspection on Olympus." She answered. As far as I remember, she was assigned to facilitate the construction and renovation of Olympus. And I am proud of her. With those talents and intellect, she could do many things that I know I couldn't do. "What help do you want from me, specifically?" I asked, knowing that I thought there was nothing more I could help, knowing she's already know more than me in terms of architecture. And I was sure there were enough laborers up there. "Just your presence is enough." She answered. I unintentionally smiled and she noticed. "What?" She said. "Nothing, just remembered the pooping guy." I said. I realized that, what was on my mind bringing the pooping guy on the table again. "Well, I just remembered you... too... So, I come back. So does that make our feeling mutual?" Somebody said, and we couldn't seem to find where the voice was coming from but it seemed to be a voice of a guy. "Who are you?" I managed to ask. "Show yourself." I added. "I am the pooping guy you are making fun of, and it really breaks my heart, you must say no to bullying." The guy said. "Hey! Don't call me "the guy" that's not what I am supposed to be called dumbass." He added. "No one's calling you "the guy", just show up." Annabeth said. "Percy just narrated and called me "the guy". He said. We just exchanged looks, confused. "Ok, I am sorry. Just tell us who you are" I said while reaching for my riptide, ready to uncap it. I was hoping for a peaceful schooling. No monsters or weird people, monster teachers but I guess It will just be a dream. "I need your help guys." He said. "Show us yourself first, we can't trust a weird guy who can't at least show himself." Annabeth said. "Ok, ok. I am going to introduce myself first, my name is Wade Wilson, or you could just call me Deadpool." He said. And then a minute of silence passed. "So, he's gone?" I asked. "Waaaaaaaait, help me please." He said. "Where are you? Show yourself." Annabeth said. After a few moments, we noticed a shadow of a man, coming out of the building near the garden. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! You pervert! Get some pants on! Annabeth said in disgust then looked away. Well, I just stood and kept quiet in disgust. He's wearing a red mask covering his whole head with a black patch around each eye and white cover on each eye. He also wore a red upper spandex clothing with black patches on its shoulder and a black pair of gloves. He also wore a pair of black shoes but he had no pants on. "Can you Mr, Wilson..." "Ahmmm, Deadpool, it is not a good idea to call me that in public, hmmmm, I shouted my name a while ago, heh, what gives, just Deadpool, kid." He interrupted. "JUST PUT YOUR PANTS ON!" Annabeth shouted while her eyes were shut, and I felt she's really mad. "Ok, ok, relax cutie kid, I just need something to wipe my ass, tissue or something." He said. I opened my bag and ripped some papers out of my notebook, and handed it over to him. "Just a minute." He said. It's ok now Annabeth, everything is fine now. I said. And then Deadpool, came out of the building and faced us. "Why don't you just went to the toilet it was just nearby?" I asked. "I was about to, when I felt my ass was in rage because the pudding and tacos hate each other, and I couldn't take it anymore, so I ended up you seeing me at the garden and then I hid." He answered. "Without your pants on?" Annabeth asked and seemed to be irritated. "I hadn't wiped my ass yet before I jump out." He answered. "You had a newspaper, why you didn't use it?" I asked. The water sprinkler made it wet and become useless to read so I throw it out." He answered. "Why not use the sprinkler or just rush to the toilet instead?" Annabeth said and seemed to be more irritated. "The sprinkler stopped and I can't afford to be seen by anybody but you two." He said. And it made me wonder why. Annabeth seemed to changed her mood after what Deadpool said. It seemed to be a serious thing. "Introduce yourself, Deadpool". She said. "Well, you already know my name, but I love to say chimichangga, chimichanga, chimichanga. And I love tacos. Unicorns are my besties." He said. Annabeth sighed. "This is stupid, I mean who are you, what are you, where did you come from?" She managed." Ok, actually, I came from another universe, or multiverse rather. The timeline thing. Damn it Wease, I wish you had come too, to explain this shits. I am a human, don't worry. And humans, don't eat kids, but weird demonic clowns do, I suppose? Do I look a clown?" Deadpool said. So what help can we do for you?" Annabeth asked. He kept quiet for a while. "I am a bit moody sometimes I forgot to say." He said, then slowly reached for his katanas cross at his back, he also had guns and a weird belt. I reached for my riptide ready to fight. "I am a mercenary. I was hired to fix the mess you all here have done." Deadpool said. "Are you sure what are you doing, boy? Haven't I mention I am a human, that toy of yours will just pass through me". He added. I was shocked the fact that he knew about my riptide. I just put the pen back to my pocket and then charged to him as quick as I could but he evaded me with ease, he was just too fast. He then side stepped and point me his katana as I fell down. I saw Annabeth sneaked at his back and point her bronze knife at his back. "Are you sure that knife of yours can really harm me? I know everything about your weapons." He said. "How can you be sure what kind of knife I am pointing? If it is a celestial bronze weapon, you won't feel the edge, right?" Annabeth said. Deadpool seemed to be shocked and I realized she was right. But how could she have another knife? Deadpool then dropped both his katanas. "Ok, ok kids. I lost, but you know, in every game there will always be another try." he said. He then teleported behind Annabeth. "What a clever girl, you fooled me by showing me your knife to make me think, you're gonna use it against me then pointed me a credit card, fantastic." He said while clapping his hands slowly. Annabeth swing his hand backwards to hit Deadpool but he disappeared. He then reappeared in front of us pointing a gun. "What's happening, what did you do?" I asked. "You see, this belt of mine is a teleporting device, so whatever you do, I can kick your asses. So stop being a bad kid and listen to daddy." He said. "Is that from Hephaestus?" I asked. "Who the hell is that? Never heard the name before. Wait. Stop asking questions! Or I'll shoot your sorry little aquatic ass." He said. "You are the one who started it. Why don't you just stay calm and we'll listen. " Annabeth said. "Ok fine." He then dropped the gun. "I have a favor." He said. "You must come with me." He added. Annabeth and I just exchanged looks. After he harassed and threaten us how could he expect us to come with him. "NO!" we both said. "No? Ok fine then." He said and then walked away. "So then, daddy's just gonna give you a good night kiss." He said as he disappeared. We couldn't find him and we didn't know what he meant with what he just said. Then we heard a voice from behind. "Good night." Then we got knocked out.
