Title: No Rules!
Characters: Matt/Mello
Pairing: Matt/Mello
Rating: Worksafe
Summary: Normal day, normal life of M&M. The boys have ordered in, this lighthearted silliness is pure FLUFF. If you are from anywhere that shows Little Caesar's pizza commercials this is just a play on it. And if you haven't seen this epic commercial go here: watch?v=qxiSe4iwwGE
Disclaimer: Don't own DN, Bait Car or Little Caesar's so no prosecution.
Mello came back into the living room carrying two frosty glasses of root beer as Matt was putting the pizza down on the coffee table.
Sitting down on the sofa and glad the quarter past the hour block of commercials was still on Matt hadn't missed a second of Bait Car.
"This is gonna be a hilarious." Matt chuckled.
The steam rose from the box as the redhead opened it and the spicy smell of the supreme pizza with extra pepperoni immediately filled the air.
Mello looked at the box then at Matt as he put the glasses down and stood back.
In a comedic voice Mello began, "No calling?"
"I called for the pie." Matt said.
"No waiting?" Mello continued as his enthusiasm for some unknown reason continued to escalate.
"It came to the house." Matt replied.
"There's no rules!" Mello finished as he pulled the graphic t-shirt up in preparation to pull it off over his head.
Matt didn't reply.
Suddenly Mello stopped disrobing and brought the shirt back down.
Then the blond stared curiously at his housemate.
Matt sat back and propped his feet up on the table then smiled, "If you are expecting me to say 'put your shirt back on'; not a chance."
Finis…