Title: Little Happy Baby Shino
Summary: Little Happy Baby Shino was a happy baby. Until that incident.
Note: Again… don't ask. Just don't XD.
Little Happy Baby Shino
Little Baby Shino, was a happy baby. By the time he could crawl, he would crawl around all around the house on his little knees and hands and would inspect everything from a spider's web, to his mother's cleaning supplies (he had often drank the toxic things, because he liked it when his father would send in the little bugs to get it out of him. It tickled.).
He was a happy baby, until that incident.
One day, Little Happy Baby Shino was crawling around in the hallway while his happy mother was taking a shower. There was a happy little beetle also crawling at that exact same time. Little Happy Baby Shino eyed the beetle carefully, with great interest.
Hey! Little Happy Baby Shino had seen bugs coming out of Daddy's mouth and Daddy had told him that when he was old enough, he would have bugs inside of him too! Maybe he was old enough now!
Little Happy Baby Shino grabbed the bug carefully and blinked at it. The Happy Little Beetle blinked back at him and looked a little bit scared. Little Happy Baby Shino brought the Happy Little Beetle to his mouth.
And ate it.
He chewed on the poor little creature, said beetles arms and legs still sticking out of his mouth when he was done.
His mother screamed as if he had murdered her husband.
She told Little Happy Baby Shino that he had killed the beetle.
Little Happy Baby Shino, became a Sad Baby Shino and he would never be happy again.