Rated T for language and a bit of blood. There will be swear words.
Hallo guys and welcome to my new story. It's the
*chanting* BEYBLADE TALK SHOW
This is the show where I kindly interview the beyblade cast on stuff ^_^ So... LET'S BEGIN THE
BEYBLADE TALK SHOW!
*cue Hollywood style intro and zoom into the room*
Welcome folks to the beyblade talkshow where I, your host will interview the cast. Other insane authoresses are welcome to join, just write it in a review and your in~
For our very first OW! GINGKA STOP BEING THE WORST AT EVERYTHING! JUST HOLD THE STUPID DAMN MICROPHONE STILL! Kiyoko~ I need you~
Kiyoko: Yes? :D
Your so cute! Anyway, use your flaming and skittle shooting chainsaw of doom, AKA Fluffiness, at that redhead. :)
Kiyoko: YES LUNA! *salutes*
*inserts girlish screams*
I've taught her so well :) WAIT, IDEA~
*Monotone voice* Please wait, our host will return after a short advertisement.
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And we're back! Now lets welcome Gingka Hagane!
Gingka: *falls through ceiling into alligator poop* WAGGGGHHH!
So how are you Mr Hagane?
Gingka: ARE YOU INSANE? YOU DROPPED ME DOWN FROM THE CEILING INTO ALLIGATOR POOP AND I THINK I BROKE MY SPINE!
Well technically I am insane and I see that you are very pleased by your arrival methods. :D
Gingka: -_-
Hey why the long face? Anyway, first question: Why do you suck so much?
Gingka: I do not! I am the number 1 blader of the world! I defeated Ryuga! I defeated Dr Ziggurat! I DEFEATED RAGO AND NEMESIS AND PLUTO AND HADES!
Nope not exactly. You stole the essence of bladers spirits to win. And all fans say that you suck.
Gingka: THEY GAVE IT TO ME! AND WHAT THE HELL FANS?!
That's still a no though.
Gingka: THAT IS IT MUTHAF*CKER! *lunges at me*
*le burns him and kills him with Kindness, my midnight katana* WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? Ahem. That's all for today's Beyblade Talk Show. Bye~