Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro and the Ham Hams.
Clubhouse Rock
By flash_fox
Parodying the Elvis song "Jailhouse Rock"
Hamtaro threw a party at the clubhouse
The ham ham gang was there they are ganna rock the house
Snoozer started snoozin' Sandy started to sing
And the ham hams started to do their thing
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the ham ham block
Was dancin' to the Clubhouse Rock
Boss got control of the microphone
All the girls was playing a game of telephone
Then came Maxwell, he is the newspaper king
He played the hamtaro theme song they started to sing!
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the ham ham block
Was dancin' to the Clubhouse Rock
Stan said to Pashmina, the girl number three
"You're the cutest Hambird that I ever did see
I sure think it would rock with your company
Come on and do the Clubhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the ham ham block
Was dancin' to the Clubhouse Rock
Oxnard in the corner on the round couch
Tears started flowing and he started to slouch
Howdy said "Hey, partner, don't you be no square
If you can't find your seed there's another one over there"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the ham ham block
Was dancin' to the Clubhouse Rock
Cappy said to Dexter, "Man oowee!"
And Penelope yelled a big ookwee
All the little hammys partied all day long
As things started to heat up they sing this song
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the ham ham block
Was dancin' to the Clubhouse Rock