8thDimention: Oh, hi! Your here early! Well then, let me explain what's going on. I've seen a lot of 'dare' and 'ask' fanfictions. But none for everyone's favorite little perverted triangle. So, that's what this is! Ok, now just to summon him. -beguins to recite the needed lines-

Bill: Oh Gravity Falls! It's good to be ba- wait a second... Where am I?

8thDimention: Fanfiction.

Bill: Isn't this that website with tons of fan pairings, refferences, fan-made-stories, parodies and, messed up ships?

8thDimention: Yep!

Bill: Get me out of here!

8thDimention: Nope! You have to stay here like a good...triangle thingy and answer all your fans questions.

Bill: I'm not doing that.

8thDimention: There's LOTS of fangirls out there who like you Bill. -smirks-

Bill: I'm in!

8thDimention: Great, now we just have to wait for them to ask something.

Bill: While your doing that...

8thDimention: Hey, get back here. No going into peoples' minds and making them go insane.

Bill: -pouts- Your no fun.