Before you start reading I just want to know
Am I the only guy who writes Radarr and/or Suzy Lu stories?
Just askin
This story makes me think of that one movie "INKHEART" it's a really good movie
It was a regular day in terra Blizzaris. Snow everywhere frozen pies being eaten, blizzarian all over the place. Yep it was a great day
Oh t so happens oh this great day Suzy Lu and the rest of the Absolute Zeros were just riding there skimmers around
Just then they noticed a little vn driving up to the village made of ice homes.
The van stopped and out came a fat kid dressed up like a blizzarian
"Oh my gosh it's you! It's you!" the kid said "My name's Noob and I'm your number one fan
"NO YOU'RE NOT!" I yelled in a booming voice as I used my "author powers" to place myself into this story
"Hey who are you?" Noob said getting a toy ice staff ready to battle
"Noob no one loves Suzy Lu more than I do," I said "I'm practicaly the only one who writes fanfics for her on fanfiction net
"What exacly's goin on here eh?" Suzy Lu whispered to Billy
"A fan fight I guess eh," Billy said
"Takes more than fanfic's to so you love someone," Noob said "I know more about them then you ever...
"SILENCE!" I yelled you have no idea the power I posses
"And what power is that?" Noob said
Just then I began to write in the snow.
And then Suzy Lu grew 50 feet tall
Suzy began to grow
"Ah! Whats happeing to me eh?!" Suzy said as her clothes ripped
I wrote more, trying not to get distracted by a giant, sexy, nude Suzy Lu
And Suzy then grabbed Noob and ate him alive
"No!" Noob said as he got a one way ticket to Suzy belly
Then I wrote
And then Suzy shrunk back to normal and all the blizzarians forgot what happened.
"Hey wait a minute" I said as I wrote some more
Suzy Lu hugged The Blizzarian of DArk love who then became a black furry blizzarian and kissed him on the lips
It was the closet thing to beging truly with her. Yet sadly all stroies have to end.
And I was thrown back into the real world typing this up for you all to read
But at least I hd proven I am the ultimate Suzy Lu fan, plus I got to touch her. Can't get more fanatical than that
The end
