This is an AU. This fic might sound really crazy/messed up, especially the first chapter but give it a couple chapters and you might enjoy it. This is for people who like Zoro and also like crime and a little bit of romance. This might be the weirdest fic you read lol.

Zoro is Basically a a secret Crime boss and also a pimp. This fic depicts some of the events that take/took place drink his time as a boss.

Warning: Contains sexual content and adult themes and violence.

I don't own one piece or it's characters.

Regulation

"What the hell do you mean you can't work tonight?!", Zoro yelled through the phone.

"Sorry, It's my best friend's birthday and I'm giving a small speech before she cuts the cake", Nami replied.

"No fuck that! You know the deal with friday nights, it means major customers and money!" Zoro replied.

"I'm sorry, I just can't do it, I'll make it some other time", Nami said casually.

"Listen here bitch, you are coming tonight and thats final, If you don't show up here, I swear I'll fucking-"

"Fine I'll be there, just calm down", Nami said and then she immediately hung up.

'Fucking bitch should learn her place' Zoro thought to himself. Zoro was a businessman that provided a valuable service. Many people use this service and some people can't get enough. It's illegal but he built a pretty good empire and stayed out of trouble. Matter of fact, he even has a couple law enforcement agents that work for him to help him stay hidden. This service that he provides is girls. He is a pimp. He manages prostitutes, and he does a good job of it.

Not only is he involved in prostitution, he has many men working for him. He is in the drug business and is one of the biggest suppliers in the region. He also has ties with some gangs and other criminal organization. He also runs his own division of loan sharking, import/export of exotic merchandize and animals, and hired hitmen/bodyguards. He has many people working for him but at the same time he under the radar due to his fake buisness he runs.

He owns a small liquor store, which is his fake business. This is where he launders his money safely and effectively. Most people don't know Zoro's true identity at the top of the crime world, even his best customers. It works out great for him.

Tonight, being a friday, meant good business and a lot of money. Most of the girls met up with him and already left for their jobs. He was waiting on Nami. She made a lot of money for him. She had the cute but also hot at the same time look that people would drop money bags for. Also, she was the type that would do anything. Not only that, she was really good and making money and making the clients pay more. He was really sick of waiting for her. She is already a half hour late and Zoro was getting impatient.

After another 15 minutes, and after calling her for the 27th time, he decided to take action. He called up his friend, Killer. Killer helped Zoro with many matters when it came to running his business. The girls didn't know that killer helps Zoro with his business, they just knew him as Zoro's friend. He was good at finding out information and getting some jobs done. He was loyal and always willing to help Zoro in any matter. Without killer, Zoro's business would not be as successful as it is now. Not only that, he was good also very good friends with Zoro.

"Hey it's me", Zoro said.

"Yo what's up?", Killer asked.

"I'm missing Nami tonight. She said she had was going to go to a birthday party of her friend. Do you know where?", Zoro asked.

"Let me find out, I'll call you in a bit".

"Aright", Zoro hung up. Zoro was still in his apartment. He hired a couple of guys to run his store for him. Tonight's shift was Luffy and Usopp. Zoro is friends with both of them so he hired them and, Zoro trusts them more than some stranger looking' for a Job.

About 10 minutes later, Killer called back. "Aye".

"Hey Zoro, Nami is at a the house of Lola", Killer responded. He then gave Zoro the address. "She's the girl that run's the halloween festival and owns the costume stores.".

"Alright man, I'm going over there. Thanks", Zoro hung up. He went to his closet and put on his green pimp suit along with his green pimp hat. He put on some shades and his flashy jewelry. Then he hopped out his apartment with a big cigar in his mouth.

He was driving in his pimp car to Lola's house. Lola was one girl that Zoro didn't want to take in. She wasn't attractive enough for most of his customers and wasn't worth the risk. He saw her many times at the halloween festivals.

He pulled up to the house and walked up to the door. There were many guests and many other cars.

Inside the party, Nami started giving her speech. "Lola is one of the best friends a girl can ask. She is so helpful when in times of need. One time, her and her mom let me stay the night when I didn't have a place to stay…." Nami kept saying other nice things. It was a surprise party and Lola was definitely not expecting speeches from her best friends. "Lola is caring" Nami kept going. Lola was indeed a good friend to Nami. When these boys tried to harass Nami on their way back from a club one night, Lola literally beat their asses. "She is always there for me and I appreciate her kindness. Let us make this day a day that she will never forget", Nami said finishing her speech. Those last words were pretty ironic because today was going to be a party she'll never forget.

As Nami finished those last words 'a day she will never forget', a the door swung open and Zoro burst into the house. Nami's eyes widened. She was in front of her friends that had no idea of her career field (prostitution). The last thing she needed was Zoro to tell them.

Zoro stormed in and saw Nami. He walked up to her and reached back and backhanded her so hard that she flew into the wall and collapsed on the floor. The whole crowd was shocked.

"Stupid bitch. You think you can ditch me?", Zoro asked.

"N-No i didn't mean to", Nami stuttered with tears rolling down her eyes. She was about to be in the most shameful situation when Zoro tells everyone of her profession.

"Yea right bitch, I called you like 30 fucking times!", He walked over to her and slapped her another time.

"Who the hell are you you asshole?" Lola asked.

"Shut up you fat bitch", Zoro replied while pulling Nami up by her hair. Nami started yelling in pain. He then proceeded to bang her head against the wall and slap her a few more times.

Lola couldn't watch this happen to her friend. She ran to Zoro and tried slapping him in the face. As he was about to do that. Zoro dropped Nami, which caused her to land hard on the floor, and punched Lola in the eye. She stumbled back a few feet. Then he grabbed Lola's hair and slammed her face in the cake. Now Lola was covered in marble cake with pink frosting.

"Don't fuck with me you stupid bitch!", he yelled at Lola. "And you should learn your place you whore!", He yelled to Nami. He picked Nami up off the ground by her hair and reached back and slapped her another time. By now, Nami had hand prints all across her face and her forehead was bleeding from being banged against the wall.

"Leave her alone you ass hole!" Lola got up and yelled, her face still covered in cake. She grabbed a knife from the kitchen and stormed towards Zoro. As she was about to stab Zoro in the abdomen, Zoro pulled out his very own knife he always had under his coat. It was a very fancy knife with a black blade and black and red handle. He was very proficient with this knife and he killed many people with it before hand. He blocked Lola's attack and countered. He performed 3 swift movements that were so quick ,neither the crowd nor Lola was able to even see what he was intending. At first it seemed like nothing happened but then, the most embarrassment this for Lola occurred.

Her clothing was cut by Zoro in such a manner that all of it fell off her body and onto the floor. She was completely naked in front of all the guests, "It's what you get bitch", Zoro said as he dragged Nami by the hair towards the door. Lola started crying and bent down to the floor in attempts to cover her naked body. She was beyond embarrassed. "Now I'm about to get out of hear. I would stay longer but Lola's nasty body is an eyesore", he said while dragged Nami out the door.

He threw Nami into the back of his car. Now I expect you to work extra make up my time and my energy. Got it?", Zoro demanded.

"You're an asshole for doing what you did to Lola!", Nami yelled while crying. Zoro turned around and slapped her even harder.

"Shut up you whore bitch. I'm going to drop you off downtown and you're going to do your job or I'm going to beat your ass again", Zoro asserted. The rest of the ride was quiet and they finally arrived to their Destination. "Now get the fuck out and put some work in bitch!" Zoro commanded as Nami exited the car. Nami was a street walking whore. She had the looks and skills to be a higher class whore but more profit can be earned if Nami was on the street due to her money making tactics. He called up Killer and they decided to hit the clubs.

To be continued...

I know you guys that stuck through are thinking, "whats wrong with this author!" and "how could he do that to Nami!" but remember this is a AU. I know it was crazy and Zoro comes out to be a cray lunatic but the next few chapters will better develop his character as a secret crime boss/pimp.

This part is really important, I need reviews to see what people actually thing of this fic. Please review and if you enjoyed it, read on and if you didn't enjoy it, let me know why. Thanks.