Ok First of all this is my first story so don't kill me! And second of all don't review with mean stuff D:
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"SASORI NO DANNA!" Deidara yelled while running to his and Sasori's room. "I have a question, un!" "What is it, brat?" Sasori replied without looking up from his work. "I wanted to know…" Deidara started with a slight blush. "Do you fuck your puppets or do you make them fuck each other?" Deidara blurted out. Sasori turned around and stared in shock at what the blonde had just said. Sasori, trying to keep as cool as he possibly could replied "No, I have never nor will I ever fuck these puppets." "But you love puppets!" "Not in that way! First of all that's just plain wrong! And secondly they don't have sex parts so it's like impossible!" Sasori argued getting very annoyed. "Ok then, I have another question, un." Deidara said starting to blush again. "Since you're like practically a puppet….do you have….you know… Do you have sex parts?" Sasori stared blankly/angrily at the blonde. "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU ASK THAT? YOU LITTLE PERV!" Sasori shouted. " heh heh well you know I was sorta curious since you said puppets didn't have sex parts…"
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OK! rest is up for you to decide! Whether it be some sexy SasoDei lemon or if deidara dies D: (I hope not!) U decide!