I just have to do Shaman king "know your stars" I know there's one out there but I cant help it!

Any way …… (you know name is headcase 7 for a reason!)

Disclaimer: Me no own Shaman King or charecters from any other publications , if I do then Chocolove's jokes really are funny!

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KNOW YOUR STARS (ahem I mean shaman king characters)

Hao Asakura walked on to a stage. He saw a chair and decided to sit down.

Suddenly a disembodied voice echoed "Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars"

"Huh what? Who's there said" said Hao starting to get up suddenly belts leap to life and keep him on the chair.

Voice: Hao Asakura … he is legally blond.

Hao: O.o …..

Voice: ahem Hao Asakura … he married a cow

Hao: What! I am not even married (regaining his self control) where are you ! I'm not even blonde!

Voice: Hao Asakura he is a triplet

Hao: now you've gone too far! I don't even like being a twin!

Voice : that's not my problem I just do what the authoress tells me ! Ahem Hao he sleeps with a pink blanket

Hao: (outraged) Just who are you and what do you want

Voice: I am the voice and I want to torture you! It's my job.

Hao: …. Wow you told me! You didn't lie!

Voice: (nervously) yes well……Hao Asakura... his guardian ghost is a pixie.

Hao: No its not that's Lyserg! Wait till I get my hands on you! i'll burn you to a crisp!

Voice: Bite me! You cant even find me! …Hao Asakura he is secretly going out with Chloe the pixie

Hao: what is up with you and the pixie! She's tiny!

Jeanne: (runs on to stage)oh Hao how could you!

Hao: why are you saying my name twice?

Jeanne: O.o

Voice: Security!

Inuyasha: (Jumps on to stage and drags Jeanne away)

Hao: That was …awkward…

Voice : enough of your babblings ..

Hao: hey looks who's talking about babbling! Talk about looking where are you?

Voice : that's not important, what's important is that Hao Asakura is a tight rope walker!

Hao: you really aren't torturing me you know

Voice : Hao Asakura is two timing Chloe the pixie and Hermione Granger!

Hao: how did you know I was ….. I mean Lies!

Voice : You are dating her!

Hao: (spiting sparks ) LIES!

Voice: Ha ha ha ha yha

Audience: HAhahahaha

Hao: (teary eyed) lies!

Voice: (talking to some one in mobile) do I have to come home now mom! (clears throat) I mean that's all for today folks

Hao: What? There's an audience here! (looks at audience for first time)

Yoh: ( waves from the audience) hey! Bro!

Hao: ….. I cant believe this

Voice: hey we are on live television! Any way now you know Hao Asakura who two time pixies and witch's not to mention the iron maiden –

Hao: she is after me!

Voice: he is legally blonde ,sleeps with a pink blanket! And has married farm yard animals!

Hao: Huh? What? They don't know me! They don't know that I am going to be shaman king one day-

Voice: in your dreams!( as the light fades away on a distressed Hao ,still strapped to the chair.)

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On a dark stage at 7 o'clock the custodian is mopping the stage when he sees a figure lolling in his sleep muttering about his plans to burn 'that voice'

Janitor: who's there?

Hao: (wakes up) at last some one to free me, release me custodian or I will hurt you!

Janitor: (releases Hao from chair)

Hao: (stumbles off stage)

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