Foolishly the cyclops fell for our valiant and polymetis Odysseus' trap and touches willies turning his Facebook status to gay.
The brute reels back in horror as his sausage is enveloped by the gay corruption. In a fit of desperation he grasps his ass grenades pulls the pins and screams Allahu Akbar dying in a flash of blazing glory.
Unbeknownst to our victorious hero. The Cyclops shed his skin to reveal a more sinister foe, the Jewpacabra known in the outer reaches of the cosmos as Jon Borkham.
He reaches for his golden schmekels throwing them at our beloved hero. Unfairly a coin finds itself embedded deep inside Odysseus' shoulder. The Jew ran, teeth barred, at our hero and pounced on him. Sinking his golden teeth directly into the hero's toes sucking them of their sustenance.
Despite the uncomfortable situation, the hero whipped out his crucifix blessed by Zeus' asscrack and branded the Jew's flesh driving the monstrosity back.
The Jon reels back in pain screaming in his demon tongue. It doesn't deter our hero, who in a fit of rage, ripped the golden coin out his shoulder and threw it at Mach 6 speed.
Jon leapt out of the way but his spindly Jew legs were tired from all the running from the gas chambers and the coin dipped in the holy milk of the virgin Mary's bosom nestled itself deep into his vagina exorcising his existence.
He stood there victorious and spat at the clump of flesh at his feet. His thoughts turned to his home where his wife and her attractive toes would be waiting for him. A sharp pain brought him back and he quickly noticed the Jon's severed meat sceptre firmly lodged inside his virgin buttocks.