Disclaimer: Ok so…I don't own Twilight or any of its characters..Stephanie Meyers does..blippity blah blah. Oh! And this is BPOV..enjoyyy(:
What The Heck is That?
I was laying on my bed watching "16 and pregnant" when I spotted something crawling on my pink carpet."Oh my GOD!" I ran out of my bedroom screaming this over and over again. What the crap? That thing is HUGE! I ran down the stairs and into the living room, where a sleeping Edward was passed out.
"What the…?" his long, rusty disheveled hair was sprawled slightly on his face. He looked sleepy and confused at the same time, he's so cute…
But NO!
"There is a beast in my room!" I screamed, wanting him to go ahead and get up already. "It's..it's..scary.." I pouted. He sighed and put his perfectly toned arms around me.
"Shh baby, I'll get up and get it in a minute," he whispered soothingly. I love this man. I leaned my head on his chest and continued pouting. Edward peeked down at me and grinned that heart melting grin og his. "It scared you huh?" he mused. I nodded and he eased me off of him and got up. He took my hand and we climbed the stairs and walked into the bedroom where that..thing…was.
"Is that a scorpion?" Edward screamed, while throwing his house shoe at it. I jumped on top of the bed and started jumping and freaking out.
"I told you it was scary! And DUDE! You totally missed!" there was no way I was getting off of this bed if my boyfriend's aim is terrible, our only weapon that won't break is his shoe, and there's a huge scorpion in my freaking room.
"I'm trying, I'm trying!" Edward was getting scared now. He's not supposed to get scared! He's supposed to save me dangit! He threw his other shoe (he was too afraid to go get the other one) and paralyzed it slightly by crushing two of its legs. Two down, four to go. Way to go babe.
"Ah, screw this.." he retrieved both of his shoes and stomped on it until it was dead.
"Yayy!" Edward opened his arms and I jumped in them, soo happy that he got rid of that thing. "I love you hun," I whispered and kissed him delicately. He kissed me back full force, biting my lip gently. I opened my mouth slightly and let his wandering tongue slip in. We went at it for a good fifteen minutes before we needed to breathe. "Baby?" I tried to get his attention away from his breathing.
"Yeah babe?" he answered.
"Um, you smeared dead scorpion into my pink carpet."
A/N: Haha! Bella's kind of being an ungrateful son of a biscuit, but hey, I wouldn't play about my pink carpet either…Rate and Review! Muah! Love youuu guys! :D ~SNK