Summary: Sherlock never gets the milk. John finally snaps. One-shot.
AN: This fanfic is a one shot and it's quite possibly my last one shot because I have issues with just leaving a story alone by itself. Anywho, please enjoy my first Sherlock fic! (told you it was coming soon.) (you'd only know that if you read my bio.) (whoops.)
Sherlock Holmes was sitting on his chair in 221B Baker Street, while John Watson was out getting groceries.
The door opened, revealing John holding at least a dozen bags full of produce, frozen food, and meat.
"Would it kill you to get off your bum and get the groceries for once? And didn't you get my text saying that I needed your help bringing them up? I had another row with those stupid check out machines. Why can't you, Sherlock bloody Holmes, do something mundane like wrestling a machine for being incompetent, just like you?!" John could've been heard from miles away. Being loud was definitely not a problem for Dr. Watson.
"Boring. I have no need for anything that you buy. Except for the dairy products, of course. I like to experiment with the mold that grows after it expires."
"Great. I forgot the milk. Why don't you go-"
"Go get it for me then. And hurry. I have work to do."
That was the last straw.
The bags were dropped to the ground. John grabbed Sherlock's collar and in one swift move, had him pinned to the floor. He then snatched a package of chicken breast that had strayed from one of the bags, ripped it open, took out a chicken, and started smacking Sherlock with it. He got up after Sherlock's face was thoroughly soaked from all the chicken juice.
"Do I have no other purpose than to fetch things for you or listen to your every beck and call? Why can't the great Sherlock Holmes do anything for himself? I'd rather be back in Afghanistan or even with Harry than to spend every waking moment of my life treated like trash."
With that, he stormed out.
Sherlock Holmes, for the first time in his life, sat down, laid back, put on four nicotine patches, and reflected on everything that he's done.
AN: Thanks for reading and feel free to leave a review, telling me how I did for my first Sherlock/Johnlock fanfiction. Those of you that read it before would know that I originally planned for this to be a multi-chapter fic, but things turned out differently and I liked the way it ended. Thanks again!