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Something New.
Prologue
So, I was scouring the web, trawling the Tumblr and checking 4Chan on the off-chance that anything pony-related had come up lately.
As I was about to log off and admit defeat, something caught my eye. No, literally I mean the word Something was there.
Well technically it was part of an advert, but that wasn't the point. The point was a funny suspense-filled moment. Which I have just ruined.
Darn this is hard to write. And I mean that in a literal sense. One of my mates found me an old book to write this all down in, and it's really, really stiff. As I write this it keeps slapping shut and making the writing go annoyingly wobbly. Aw hell, not again.
Anyways, back to the point.
Where was I again? Oh yes, something caught my eye. As I wrote before I plowed off on an unplanned tangent that it was hard to break out of… There I go again.
Something caught my eye, yada yada yada etc.
It was part of a popup advert which said this thusly.
Try Something New Today
(And for the rest of your life!)
Become someone – or something else for a while!
(Forever!)
Only £120
(Reduced due to small demand)
Experience how other beings live!
Explore their worlds!
Have Some Epic Fun!
(Please Note, All transactions and Transformations are irreversible)
Remember! Be responsible.
And don't be such an idiot. This is a joke.
Unfortunately, I didn't see the last couple of lines as it was cut off by the screen
Maybe things wouldn't have turned out so bad if I had. No, who was I kidding, things couldn't be better. Or is that worse?
I can't really remember any more. Though I doubt it matters anymore, seeing as I can never get home now.
I, like a complete idiot, clicked 'apply'.
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