Welcome to Day 2 of the fanfic 2018 Advent Calendar!
The Following Trailer Is Rated P For Positive!
From the studio that redefined the superhero genre with the original Spider man trilogy, comes a film that was scorned by movie critics and basement dwellers everywhere, only to smash box office records and rake in sextuplet digit profits, proving that no-one gives a shit what the online trolls think.
Venom!
Prepare for the film that handed the DCU a breather by giving the internet crowd something new and Marvel related to hate on, because Iron Fist season one is so last year, and the internet cannot be happy unless it has something to rant about.
Meet Eddie Brock, a skilled reporter with a passion for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, which basically means he's the exact opposite of most real life reporters.
When his hardnosed reporting endangers his life, his only choice is to bond with a mysterious alien symbiote and become, "Venom."
He is not the badass Hollywood deserves, but the badass Hollywood needs, who is free from the annoying, self righteous morality of most superheros, and who knows how to focus on what is most important, kicking ass and biting off heads like it's the 1980s!
Watch as the movie elevates Eddie and Venom's relationship from nothing more than a mutual hatred of Spider Man, to a funny and engaging partnership that evolves into genuine friendship. Which, for some stupid reason, pissed off all the comic book purists who have nothing better to do with their lives.
So swing into a film that planted its boot right up the arrogant asses of professional and amateur critics alike, and has currently generated the potential to be more profitable than the Spider Man movies. So, MCU, let me tell you where you can stick your black Mary Jane Watson!
Starring:
Hardcore Hardy- Venom
Osama Ben Riot- Drake
Alphys- Dora Skirth
Made the fans wet themselves- Cletus Kassidy
Spiderman: Kickass Edition!
You know what I want to see? A crossover between Venom and the Punisher, assuming that Disney doesn't screw us again and cancel Punisher like they did with Daredevil.
P.S. Recently, a guest posted a review to my Honest Trailer for Beauty And The Beast and requested that I say, "Venom was an awesome movie," in my awesome voice. So, here you go!
"Venom Was An Awesome Movie"!
Please let me know if there is anything else you would like to hear me say in my "Epic Voice."