Have you ever wanted something so bad, you'd be willing to do anything to get it? Well, I have.
Her name was Polly Cooper.
But this isn't about her. This is about something far more important. Okay, well that's a lie. Nothing more important than Polly. Nothing. But this is a close second. My legacy in Riverdale. Betty Cooper, the love of my life's sister, is slightly more essential to the story of Riverdale.
Betty was in a way, the essence and physical embodiment of Riverdale. She has a big heart, the sweetest person you will ever meet. I remember one time Reggie and the boys were picking on me. They were egging raging on me due to the fact I hadn't gone farther with my girlfriend. Betty overhead and yelled in my and Polly defense. She wasn't even mad at me for having that conversation with Reg. She stood up for someone she barely knew that in that moment, she had every reason to hate. That's why I think she had a strength that many don't see. The determination of someone with a passion, something one doesn't find every day. That is how I've always thought of Betty from then on. With Riverdale's entire identity changing in front of our eyes, sweet Betty is too. Betty with her strength and determination is revealing a bit of a dark side. Words suddenly have a double meaning. Her nails while manicured are ready to scratch like claws at the first sign of danger. In a word, Betty is blackening. The question is, is dark betty a good or bad thing for Riverdale and for all? That's what I'm here to find out.
My name is Jason Blossom and I'm here to investigate the case.
So, most of you know my deal. Killed by my father, almost head of a drug smuggling business, impregnated my gf/3rd cousin before death, blah blah blah. That's just me. But there's way more important stories to tell. Like where I went after death. So, the whole deal with heaven or hell? Yeah, that exists. But, all the religions were correct. Yes, all of them. It's a complicated thing to go into but basically afterlife is tailored to the person and their beliefs about the afterlife. However, the one thing religions don't talk about is the Death and Life Management department. Probably because they have no idea what that is. The DMD is run by a hierarchy. You have the Chief, Scott. But Scott, is a character. He got the job by the person who formerly held the position, Jesus. Yes, that Jesus. Word has it, that Jesus begged him to take the position on his knees. The Chief rules with an iron fist, and get on the wrong side of him and you'll be cleaning the toilets with your retainer. And that's one of his lighter punishments. Then you have the angels- in chief. They are the Chief's minions. Think of them like politicians, always lying to get what they want. They all want a glowing recommendation from Scott to ascend to his position one day. It's the most coveted spot in the whole government. Paroles come next. The paroles work for the angels in chief. They report everything the investigators have found and decide what's important and what's not. They also see to the hiring of investigators. investigators, like me, look into places, events or people that potentially have the power to change the course of Earth, change the course of earth and you change heaven. Change heaven and you change how the whole system works.
But enough about that, let's talk about Riverdale…