The Third Hokage let out an annoyed groan as he pinched his wrinkled nose. He began to mutter some expletives before glaring at the boy in front of his desk,"I expected this from Naruto, you know?"

"Hey!" The boy in question shouted from the side of the room.

Ignoring Naruto, Sarutobi tapped his fingers on the desk,"Not from you... Sasuke Uchiha."

Sasuke let out a grunt at that before rolling his eyes.

"You ate all of the farm's tomatoes, why!?" The Third was close to shouting at this point.

"They wouldn't let me have one." Sasuke said with a shrug.

"And that's supposed to be an excuse?" Hiruzen clenched his fist at that.

"Yes." Sasuke nodded, his mouth a thin line.

The Third turned to Sasuke's teammates, who were loitering on the wall,"And you three didn't stop him, because?"

Sakura held her arm,"Well, sir, you see, I was trying to stop him," She looked up at him, a tear coming to her eye,"Then he gave me this cute smirk, before taking off his shirt!" She looked away,"I melted."

Naruto held his hands out dramatically,"Okay, so there I was, ready to protect the tomatoes with my life, when all of a sudden," he made a motion with his hands,"Sasuke brought out a bowl, then some hot water, then some noodles, and then-, " He kicked the floor,"He gave me the third best ramen I ever had."

The Third turned to the future Sixth, the jonin instructor, the responsible adult,"Kakashi?"

Kakashi looked up from his book, his single eye shooting him an angered glare,"You remember a certain Wave mission? I. Still. Haven't. Been. Paid. "

"You're still upset about that?" Hiruzen raised an eyebrow.

"Yes." Kakashi went back to his Icha-Icha.

The Third Hokage growled in frustration,"You know, I do try to keep up a reputation around here. Konoha's supposed to be one of the most responsible villages in the world. We strive to complete our missions with the utmost efficiency!" He glared back at Sasuke, who found the ceiling more interesting than the village leader,"And then you come along and make me regret ever letting you become a ninja!"

He leaned back in his chair, letting a cruel smile come to his lips,"But I can't kick you four out. Despite this mishap, you four are among the best of our ninjas, so I will only give you slight punishments."

He looked at Naruto,"Naruto, you are banned from ramen for three days. And if you even think of nearing Ichiraku, an ANBU will direct you out!"

Naruto hunched over and whimper,"Not my ramen..."

He looked at Sakura,"Sakura, you are required to eat at least one green pepper for three days!"

Sakura gasped in fear,"No, not peppers!"

Hiruzen took a look at Kakashi.

Kakashi looked back at him,"Do your worst."

An ANBU appeared and pulled the book from Kakashi's hand,"No porn for three days." The Third grinned.

Kakashi's hand clipped the area where his Icha-Icha was,"It's erotica." He corrected, before glaring at the ANBU..." Hey, I think I went on a mission with you before..."

The ANBU then slapped him one,"Jerk!" She said before disappearing.

"And finally you." The Third looked at Sasuke, before pulling out some rice balls,"Have a rice ball."

Sasuke blinked, while Naruto made a protest,"Hey, that's not fair!"

Sasuke shrugged,"Seems fair to me." He looked at Naruto, before taking one of the rice balls and biting into one. Then he began to cough in disgust,"What!?" He looked at the filling on the inside, seeing a chocolatey substance.

"Chocolate-filled. Made them myself." Sarutobi grinned,"And you're to eat all of those rice balls, and for one week, I will have ninja bring them to you, and watch as you eat them!" He began to laugh maniacally,"Enjoy, Uchiha!"

Sasuke paled and winced before taking another bite.