Lunch - that's all i have to say

Johnny's POV

'for God's sake' why does God choose to torment me so, ok i know I'm not exactly a Saint but this is ridiculous! my misfortune is caused by a mister Danny larusso. i can see him now eating his lunch just a few metres away but that my friends is not reason for my misfortune - (i mean i having nothing against him eating, i know i beat him up and all but that's just harsh to think i would do something like that); this Danny larusso who appears to be the only one within my eyes vicinity is eating a banana.

now some of you may be thinking well you can eat a banana unsexily but you forget two things; one its Danny fucking larusso and two God fucking hates me. and so you find me here watching a certain Danny larusso eating a banana while perching on my motorbike, i watch as the banana disappears between his two pale flushed lips, his pearly white teeth nibbling at the head of it, before taking it half way down his throat and taking a huge chunk of it off and swallowing it, he then rolls his tongue through his mouth, his delicate tongue flashing across his smile now and then in a quick flash of something so very very tempting. i then watch as he goes for another bite and then OH FUCK! dutch walks up to him with the rest of the cougars and there's two main reasons why I'm annoyed; one i was watching him and two no one was allowed to beat him up but me. but i just see dutch bend down and yank the banana from his hand and chuck it over at some nerd in the dark corner of the courtyard cowering away from the spectacle, fuck i hate dutch so much he's such a kiss ass and he's so annoying all the time. i seethe in anger as i see dutch wander off with a swagger me glaring daggers into the back of his skull, i then turn back to Danny and see him get up to go somewhere else, seeing as he has no more lunch left.

and yes one more time just for fun 'FUCK'

Danny's POV - next morning

ok now the weirdest thing this morning happened i opened my front door to find a huge basket of fresh bananas now i know i should be suspicious but oh well they are my favourite lunchtime snack.

OK i don't know if this is slightly OC but i would imagine that a certain blonde bombshell would swear a lot. :P