A.N. This is my first fanfic, so please be kind. These are just a couple of limericks I thought up at school, and thought that I could submit. So here they are!
Disclaimer: You really think I would make up limericks about my own creations? Nope. Will and Jack belong to the Mouse. (Unless you really wanna buy Jack for me?????????)
Rating: I'm not totally sure about American ratings, as I'm English, so if it's wrong please point it out nicely.
Title: Wheelbarrows, Sparrows, and well aimed swords.
There was a Captain called Jack Sparrow,
Who fell in love with a wheelbarrow,
They went to get wed,
But he fell on his head,
And now his heads flat and narrow!
There once was a man named Will Turner,
No-one could throw swords any further,
He once took a shot,
At a very small dot,
And Elizabeth poor love, well he burnt 'er!
Okay that was random. And I know2 further doesn't really rhyme with Turner. Please review. Flames will be used to light a fire under Will and used as weapons of torture, so for his sake, don't bother.