3 Words: The Insanity of Ohtori A Fanfic by the two -chans: Jess-chan and Kaori-chan! WHEE!

Welcome to our co-authored fanfic! You might be wondering why the title is "3 Words" when, in fact, "The Insanity of Ohtori" is FOUR words. Well, that's not what we're talking about! This fanfic is based on the game "3 Words", where the players speak in increments of 3 words and make a story. Enjoy!

Akio: Wait a minute! Jess and Kaori: What?!? Akio: This is disgraceful! Do you two hate me? Jess and Kaori: YES!!!

One day Akio drove his car to a lake. He hit a cow. It went "MOOOOOOOO!" Akio got mad and he said: "Wait a minute! Are you Nanami?"

The cow replied: "Moo! Moo! Moo!"

Touga walked up and tried to move the cow. It bit him and he got mad. But then he got rabies too! He went insane and licked a nearby mail carrier, who ran away very, very quickly.

Juri then kicked Akio for trying to screw Shiori, and he replied: "Toasters are fun!"

Utena's sword sliced through Miki's underpants. Miki felt betrayed and kicked Saionji. Saionji stepped on Anthy's head and she fought back using tuna fish.

Dios showed up and licked Akio's precious red convertible. He broke his engine and the bunnies attacked him because of that.

*THE END*

Kaori: Wait a minute! Jess: What? Kaori: That made no sense! Jess: So? Neither does Ohtori. Kaori: True...