Sly Cooper sexily walked around Paris when suddenly Carmelita appears in front of Sly and said
"Sly! I love you so much!" Mary me or I will shoot you!"
Then Carmelita kissed Sly but Sly thought this was really weird and creepy so Sly pushed Carmelita away and said
"No you are crazy bich who try's to shoot me even though you love me!"
So Carmelita tried to shoot Sly but Sly sexily ran away and went to the safe house where Bentley and Murray was so sly opened the door and went inside and saw Bentley and Murray bowing to a shrine of Sly with candles around Sly's face
"WTF ARE YOU 2 Doing?!"
Sly yell and Murray and Bentley stand up warring sexy girl cloths and wigs and Sly got scared
"Sly you are so hot and pretty and sexy!" Said Bentley
"I love you so much more then that bich Carmelita and Bentley!" Murray
cry
And Bentley and Murray jumped to Sly but Sly quick ran out the door and said
"Why is everyone in love with me?"
But Nyla jumped on top of Sly and so did Carmelita and Nyla and Carmelita both hurt each other
"I don't love you two get of me!"
Then Sly hit Carmelita and Nyla sexily with Sly's cane and Bentley and Murray came back to steal Sly but Sly jumped on a boat and went away
"I don't love any of you!"
Sly screamed and Demetri jumped on the boat with Sly but Sly didn't try to run because Sly really loved Demetri and Demetri really love Sly
"I love you Demetri!"
Sly say and Demetri and Sly both maked-out on the boat and had 10 ugly lizard-raccoon babies
The end.