Help. Me.

HELP ME! NIGG–

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"Is this a commercial?" Kuroko questioned.

No it's not. "Then what?" This is a story. Just deal with it.

I don't know why I'm writing this ok? Just let my Imagination flows...

Prologue

Morning, Sun rises, chirping birds, and a loud annoying digital beeping clock was thrown away by the protagonist, Kuroko fucking Tetsuya...

Now for the introduction, Shitty Kuroko Tetsuyaho, a student in Tokyo University, freakin– seventeen years old, now wonder why he's too young to be in college, because of his genius mind, creative tactics, and a holy early growth spurt gifted by the God himself. Much taller to Kise annoying Ryota, with long aquamarine locks and dark blue tips, making it as his flawless charms, smooth milky skin, slender body, much more of his biceps, now officially called as God of Charms by his fangirls and fanboys, yes, he does have fanboys, he just gained fanboys when they saw him playing basketball.

He is now well known throughout Japan as "Seme God" Don't ask me how he got famous, he just released his true form not to be an uke, but seme, because of his Godlike looks, hoping, his friends doesn't know this, after all they didn't see each others faces now...

Now Kuroko walking through his University, annoying fangirls and boys bowing to him, Kuroko just sighed, and with his narrow eyes, he smiled and winked, sending huge blast of blood covering the entire campus, luckily he brought his umbrella with him, he proceeded to go to his respective classroom.

After gruesome classes, he now packed his things and goes to his locker, crawling like a ninja, he carefully open his locker and got blown up by the chocolates with mixed letters for him.

Now, you reader-san, must be confuse why he's only in college, don't worry, I'll humbly explain it on the end of this prologue

Kuroko sighed and taking his luggage inside of his backpack, don't question me how it happened, he quickly put all of the gifts inside and left.

Kuroko, walks out, with vibrating cellphone, playing his ringtone Kufufufu , Mukuro's laugh, yes, Our Kuroko and KhR's Mukuro are friends, maybe, Kuroko is on Mafia Too?

...

"Tetsuya..."

"hn"

"Do you have free time this Week?"

"Ara? Do you want me to date you Akashi?"

"Its not a date! All teams are having a reunion so I respectively asked them to go to Kyoto, by the way. Where's the 'kun' Tetsuya?"

"I don't know... So Kyoto? I'll go there now."

"Tetsuya, Your studies."

"Don't worry Akashi, its end on our semester, And also, we the top performers have given to spent vacation for a month."

""You are top performer?"

"Specifically top one... And because of high stats of my academics, I have a month to spent with nothing."

"Hm, you've grown lot smart, afterall its been months since we last saw you."

"You mean one year, I'll need to go now, Good bye."

"Goodbye"

...

Kuroko hung up, walking down the streets...

"Kyoto huh? Well I need preparation to come there."

Hearing ear-hurting squeals and yells, he ran.

When I said He's 17, and too young, he received a special requests to Tokyo University to study there, but he's still on Highschool level, he received a special request to go study there because of his smartass mind and high stats of Academics and Extra curricular activities... After all this is a different AU.

*SIGNING OUT*

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