k after looking at many pics where final fantasy chars interact through facebook, (and reading some fics with da facebook too) i decided to give it a whirl.
(lol Aireith: going to pray! and Sephiroth: kk be right there). and i am sorry if i have offended anyone with the last name of netherlands. i relly am sorry. my name gets made fun of all the time so i feel yo pain :(
Canada held up the leather jacket and frowned. America noticed this sign of dismay, and flapped his arms up and down in frustration.
"You don't like it?" he innocently asked.
Canada lowered the jacket and glared at the American.
"Did you actually think I'd like it?"
America nodded enthusiastically.
"It looks just like mine! Except for the back, of course."
That was the exact reason why Canada detested the jacket.
"Al, there's a fucking 51 on the back."
"Another birthday down, another step closer to becoming the 51st state!"
America tried to wrap an arm around him, but Canada sidestepped him and grabbed his keys and headed for the door. America dove to the floor and grabbed the Canadian's legs.
"Nooo! Don't leave me! I cam all the way to Canada to celebrate your birthday with you".
Canada tried to shake America off, but the American had a tight grip.
"Yeah, because you live oh so damn far and you rarely ever visit me."
Both of them knew this was a lie, but it made America squeeze even tighter.
"Exactly! Stay with me! I need some love!"
"Don't you already get enough attention from the entire world?"
"But I want me some Mattie lovin'. Pleaaase?"
America gave Canada a pleading look, but Canada wasn't going to put up with his bull shit.
"Fine" he sighed. "You can come with me, but I'm still mad at you."
"Fuck yeah!"
And when the American had let go of Canada's legs and jumped up in glee, Canada whipped around, kicked America in the balls, murmured a little apology, and walked out the door, leaving America to writhe on the floor in pain.
"Passive aggressive my ass." America muttered.
Alfred F. Jones Matthew Williams is pmsing at the moment, all countries stay away! Mattie come back im sorry
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Arthur Kirkland What did you do?
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Francis Bonnefoy Poor Mathieu! Living beside you is a punishment from the devil himself!
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Gilbert Beilschmidt Mattie pmses? that just proves that hes my bitch.
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Alfred F. Jones ew gay, hands off my bro.
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Gilbert Beilschmidt he likes it.
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Alfred F. Jones surely u jest, u pale pale fiend.
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Matthew Williams no its true. Gilbert is the most awesome and sexiest beast alive.
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Ludwig Beilschmidt Gil, if you don't get off my cell phone right now, I will drown you in maple syrup.
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Gilbert Beilschmidt hey mattie wassup! Howd you get on west's account?
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Ludwig Beilschmidt He left his laptop on and unattended to. Now hurry up and get your ass over here, Francis and Antonio wanna take pictures.
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Gilbert Beilschmidt k im coming chill meng.
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Matthias Anderson that's what she said.
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Alfred F. Jones WHERE THE FUCK R U ALL? I swear mattie left just like five minutes ago SO YOU GUYS CANT BE FAR.
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America's screams had penetrated the outside air, making France and England turn their heads towards Canada's house. England drew his attention back towards his book.
"Does the git not realize that there is a party in the backyard? He's so obvlivious."
Francis plucked the book out of England's hands, sat on his lap, and locked their lips together just long enough so that Hungary would be able to take a picture.
"You are the one who raised him, mon cher. I would expect no less." He cried as he dashed away, only narrowly avoiding the book England chucked at him.
Alfred F. Jones Matthew Williams
I will nuke Canada right now if u don't tell me where u r.
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Matthew Williams you suck.
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Alfred F. Jones you swallow
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Matthew Williams you spit.
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Alfred F. Jones you gargle
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Matthew Williams you rinse.
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Alfred F. Jones I have a big red button here that will detonate the entire American continent and I will push it if u do not tell me where u all r.
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Matthew Williams ya and right now all us nations are having sex in my backyard so maybe you should just do us all a favour and look outside the window and youll see us all waving at you.
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"Where does Matthew keep the condoms?"
America looked up from Canada's computer to see Germany frantically opening all of Canada's drawers, in search of a condom.
"Oh, they're right here buddy". He reached into Canada's bed stand and snatched up a pack. He tossed it to the German who for some reason wasn't wearing any pants.
"Ludwig, are you ready yet?"
America and Germany turned to see Italy who was wearing no clothing whatsoever, leaning against the door way. America watched as a flustered Germany followed Italy into Canada's bedroom, who didn't even bother to close the door.
America felt so alone.
Alfred F. Jones I am so alone.
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Matthew Williams forever alone?
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Lars Van Dyk forever a phone?
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Gilbert Beilschmidt forever a bone?
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Matthias Anderson Id like to bone you
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Gilbert Beilschmidt aite bro it's a date
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Matthew Williams can I come?
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Gilbert Beilschmidt of course :D
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Lars Van Dyk what about me?
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Gilbert Beilschmidt of course ~.~
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Elizabeta Hédervàry can I take pics?
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Gilbert Beilschmidt of course -.-;;
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Matthias Anderson *intercourse
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Alfred F. Jones I wish my head wore a condom because right now I am mindfucked.
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Francis leaned his head against the door of the shed, trying to make sense of the shouts coming from the other side. He heard a loud shout that sounded vaguely like, 'I'd like to explore that great white orth!' followed by a 'Gilbert don't be such a hog!" Francis turned around to face the gathered group of nations behind him, and shrugged his shoulders.
"They're still at it"
They all let out a collective groan.
Alfred F. Jones is in a relationship.
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Feliciano Vargas congratz~
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Arthur Kirkland Who's the unlucky sod?
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Gilbert Beilschmidt his palm
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Matthias Anderson Palmela Handerson
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Gilbert Beilschmidt Orhando Bloom
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Matthew Williams Barack Opalma
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Tino VäinämöinenAre you guys finnish yet with your foursome?
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Gilbert Beilschmidt yeah but the door is a bitch to open. Currently watching Lars van dick struggle
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Heracles Karpusi just put some greece on it
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Elizabeta Hédervàry hurrrrry uppppp, im hungary.
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Sadiq Adnan for some turkey?
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Ivan Braginski Why are you guys all russian?
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Matthias Anderson theres Norway that joke was funny.
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Gilbert Beilschmidt …
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Alfred F. Jones …
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Matthew Williams …
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Matthias Anderson whaaaat? Norway cant make the joke because he doesn't have facebook.
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Lukas Bondevik I do.
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Because he got tired of just sitting on a chair all day, America decided to go outside for a little stretch. He walked to the backyard and was immediately surprised to find that every nation was there. He jogged up to Canada.
"What's all this?" America asked.
"Our birthdays are so close, so it's cheaper to celebrate both our birthdays at the same time."
Canada gestured towards the large cake behind him, half painted in the American flag, the other half Canadian. America crinkled his nose in disgust.
"But if it was our birthday party, why wasn't I invited?"
"It's not my fault you were too lazy to look out the window. Here, I got you a present."
America pouted, and then opened the present Canada gave him. He held up the red hoody which looked identical to the one Canada was currently wearing, and frowned.
"What's wrong? Don't you like it? It looks just like mine! Except for the back, of course." Canada responded innocently. Behind him, Prussia snickered. America held up the hoody to get a better look at it.
"It's nice and all, but what's up with the 14 on the back?"
Canada successfully put on the best poker face ever.
"Another birthday down, another step closer to become the 14th province and or territory"
reviews r like, appreciated. no srsly.
i am srs.