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punkish furball – Hey ev'rybody! XD

Words to Ponder:

I wrote this because studying for finals is boring and I don't have the mental capacity to update and/or edit anything else right now. I know. That's very sad. XP

So this is a product of my boredom induced imagining, the large amounts of caffeine I have consumed to keep me awake, and the current musical selection blasting in my ears. Please enjoy! X3

Installment 1: The First Delivery

Her little brother, Higurashi Sota, was up to something; Kagome was absolutely certain of that. It was the weekend, and her mother and grandfather were out for the day leaving the two Higurashi siblings alone. Instead of going with his friends like he usually did, Sota was seated in the living room, watching the front door like he was waiting for something. By the way he was constantly fidgeting in his seat; it must have been something important.

Unable to decipher her younger sibling's odd behavior, Kagome shrugged her shoulders before making her way outside the house. InuYasha granted her a full, uninterrupted week in her era, and she wasn't going to waste it. She needed to restock supplies while she was here, mostly food and first aid items.

While she walked down the shrine steps, Kagome reached into her purse and fingered the edges of her wallet, affirming it was still there. Her mother set up a bank account for her to purchase supplies for the Feudal Era. It was a very convenient setup; Nodoka kept a constant quantity of cash in the account so Kagome didn't have to continually ask for money when she needed it. Kagome kept her bank card in this era where she was less likely to lose it and affectionately dubbed the account the "Ramen Fund".

Unbeknownst to her, the card was laying innocently by the monitor of the family computer and most of its funds were depleted.

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Kagome blushed as she quickly scrambled to find enough money to pay the cashier, irritating most of the other customers behind her. Luckily for her, ramen and other food items were first on her pickup list, so it a very expensive purchase. She finally pulled together enough cash to cover her purchases before taking them and sprinting out of the store.

'How embarrassing!' Kagome thought as she trudged back home. Unfortunately for her, the bank card was not in her wallet as she had first assumed.

'But where could it have gone?' Kagome thought frantically, 'I always keep it in my wallet! And I leave it here when I go through the well, so only my family would have access to it.' She immediately ruled out her mother and grandfather. They had no need to take the card from her and, if they did, they would tell her about it.

'That only leaves Sota,' she thought, but that seemed even less likely. He had a regular allowance and saved his money at home. What would he need a bank card for? Kagome sighed when she reached the top of her shrine's steps.

'This doesn't make any sense,' Kagome thought, truly perplexed.

"Excuse me, would you be Higurashi Kagome-san?" someone asked, catching Kagome's attention. It was a delivery man holding a clipboard with several forms attached to it as he walked toward Kagome.

"Yes, I am," she answered, "What do you need?"

"Your package arrived," the man explained with a slight smile, "Your younger brother already gave me the seal, but it's a good thing you came back so soon after I made the delivery!"

"Delivery?" Kagome responded in a confused tone. She didn't remember ordering anything.

"Yes," the delivery man clarified, "I'm afraid we couldn't deliver the entire set all at once, but you should receive everything else within the next few days. We have transported of lot of units recently; these things sure are popular!"

"I see," Kagome replied and thanked him before rushing back to her house. Something was going on and she intended to find out what.

"Sota!" she shouted, throwing the door open and placing her purchases on the floor.

She ran upstairs until she made it to Sota's room and opened the door. Inside, he was practically squealing and foaming at the mouth as he circled a life-sized wooden crate in the middle of his room.

"Sota!" Kagome repeated causing the younger boy to look up at her. His face immediately drained of all color, and his excited look faded.

"Nee-chan?" he replied shakily, "I thought you went shopping."

"What. Is. This?" Kagome asked in a dangerous and slow voice as she hit the crate with each word she said.

"Well, you see—" Sota began, but he was immediately cut off.

"Mistress! Are you out there?" a sweet but muffled voice inquired from inside the crate.

"Who is that? Is there someone in there?" Kagome uttered before the front of the crate was pushed off from the inside. It landed on the floor with a loud thud.

She immediately backed away from the sudden movement and stood next to her brother. A young, petite girl with cyan colored hair pulled into two long pigtails stepped out of the box. Her eyes were closed as she stretched her arms and legs, making cute noises when she met muscular resistance. When she opened her eyes, they were the same shade as her hair.

"Who are you?" Kagome asked her, "What on earth were you doing in there?"

The girl only giggled in response and eyed Kagome was awe filled orbs, completely ignoring Sota.

"You're so pretty, Mistress!" she happily exclaimed, "It's rare we're sent to someone as pretty as you! We usually get sent to weirdoes and otakus. Everyone is going to be so excited once they get here!"

"Everyone? You mean there's more of you?" Kagome asked the girl in a strained voice before turning to Sota without waiting for an answer.

"What did you do?" she asked harshly.

"Nothing!" Sota answered, but that was obviously a lie.

Kagome groaned before leaving her brother's room and heading to her own. She needed time alone to think. She immediately stilled when slender, pale arms wrapped around her waist.

"You even feel nice!" the cyan-haired girl exclaimed, affectionately embracing Kagome's waist.

"What in the wor—" Kagome started, but her words died in her throat when she felt a small hand cup her left breast and squeeze it.

"These are nice too! They're so much bigger than mine!" the girl cried happily.

Kagome quickly wretched herself from the girl's hold and put her arms protectively over her chest.

"Just who do you think you are?" she exclaimed and fought all of the instincts screaming inside her to smack the perverted girl. After all, she was inside a wooden crate that was delivered to her house, so there had to be something seriously wrong with her!

"Oh, I'm sorry," the girl replied with a grin, "I was so excited to meet you that I didn't introduce myself, but I thought you already knew who I was."

The girl bowed deeply at her waist before speaking again.

"I'm your new Vocaloid, Hatsune Miku!"

"What in the hell is a Vocaloid?"

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punkish furball – Molestation…what a way to make a first impression! XD And so an InuYasha/Vocaloid drabble series is spawned. It was really fun to write, and I can't wait to add more. I should probably get back to studying now… :/

L83R, DUD35!

(revised 07.15.2013)