Me: "Welcome one and all to my little fanfic. I do not own Gundam Wing, the

song that will appear in this fic, and many other things, but please do not

sure me cause I'm not making a profit from this fic. Also all you would get

would be a broken umbrella (which you can keep), a pair of new socks, and a

Hiei pin. Now I'll begin my fic."

Inu-chan: "....Isn't this part of the fic....you're only going to drag them

here with stupid remote of yours."

Me: "Hmmm...I guess it is then." *Happily pulls out magic remote and presses

a button."

Wufei: "Ch'! Not again!!"

Inu-chan: "It seems that people like kidnapping---OWW *rubs head, mutters*

Stupid author...Well like I meant to say was that it seems people like

borrowing the G-boys."

Trowa: *Blinks*

Me: "Welcome to my humble abode, where you'll be my guests-

Inu-chan: "Victims"

Me: "Hey!" *bonks Inu-chan again*

Quatre: "First,,,whose you're favorite?"

Me: "Duo-kun!" *glomps Duo*

Quatre: "Phew."

OOC Me: "I've always found it that most authors that drag the G-boys into

their fics seem to have Quatre as a favorite character.

Duo-kun: "Ack!!!" *Glomped*

Wufei: *snickers*

Me: *narrows eyes*

Inu-chan: "Wufei has apparently not learned not to mess with authors that

are high on sugar."

Me: "Wellll now time for what I really brought you guys here for." *Evil

grin*

Duo: *turning blue*

Quatre: "Umm, shouldn't you let him get some oxygen?"

Me: "Hmm? Oh yea." *lets go, and heads over to a chest*

Duo: "Oxygen" *gasp* "Good" *gasp*

Wufei: "What areeee you doing?"

Me: *Pulls things out of a large chest* "You'll see."

Inu-chan: "Due to the violence that is about to appear, the scene shall be

cut out."

Me: "But you will still here the screams of mercy."

Quatre: "Nani?"

Inu-chan: *stands in front of curtain, waits for the scene to end*

Me: "Come back here!!!"

Wufei: "NEVER!!! INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!"

Heero: *Gun click can be heard."

Me: *click of remote can be heard."

Duo: "AHHH!! HEERO IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR GUN DISAPPEARED!!!"

Trowa: "Well this is....interesting."

Me: "Here are you outfits---COME BACK HERE!!!"

Quatre: "Thank you."

Trowa: "What in world are these?"

Quatre: "Ummm…I don't think we want to know."

***A Few Minutes Later***

Me: *Stands smirking evilly* "And now for our audience's pleasure, I present the G-boys.

*The curtains slowly open revealing the G-boys in their band costumes (to view this pic go to website I'll later post)*

G-boys: *blankly look at audience*

Me: "Inu, cue the music."

*The music begins, easily recognized as Backstreet Boy's ???not sure which song this is - - () if you know please tell me, all I know is the spoof version.*

Yeahhh...

We are on fire.

We have desires.

But one is that way,

Heero: *raises his eyebrow*

One Gundam Boy is gay.

G-boys: *All stare at me*

Me: *Smiles and waves innocently*

But we don't want to be mean

Since now he's a queen

Don't ask please:

"Which Gundam Boy is gay?"

Tell me who!

Ain't sayin' that it's Heero.

*all eyes turn to Heero, who does his super Yuy death glare*

Tell me who!

(Ain't sayin' that it's Duo)

Duo: - - ()

Wufei: *snickering*

Tell us who!

I never wanna hear you say:

"Which Gundam Boy is gay?"

Now I can see him

He's in women's clothes

Duo: "HAHAHA!!!" *picturing the G-boys doing this*

Me: *smirks, remembering pic I have seen of them doing this, I'll give the webby for this later, actually it's another anime about a girls academy at least that's what I've gathered from the pictures. But the thing is that the five girls in the picture look suspiciously like the Gundam Boys, I mean it they do. And they're acting like the G-boys to. The Wufei is angry, etc.*

But he don't need an IUD, yeahhh

He likes Village People

Me: "Note the capital letters."

He's playing croquet

His dog is a Pekinese

He is on fire

His back perspires

Won't say, won't say, won't say, WHO'S GAY!

He's always saying:

Ain't nothin' but a butt-ache

Quatre: "Nani?"

Others: "You don't want to know."

Ain't nothin but a fruitcake

I never wanna hear you say:(I never wanna here you say)

"Which one of us is gay?"

Tell me who!

(Ain't saying that it's Trowa)

Trowa: *remains expressionless*

Tell me who!

(Ain't saying Quatre)

Quatre: *blinks*

Tell me who!

He's bakin' up a soufflè

Which Gundam Boy is gay?

*The four G-boys whose names had been said before looked at each and nodded in agreement*

Ok, it's Wufei!

Wufei: "INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*The curtains closed, muffling Wufei's continuous cursing*

Me: Well that's it for now, I'll finish torturing them later.

Inu-chan: "Does that mean you'll eventually stop?"

Me: "…No, but don't contradict the author. Please review. http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/backstreet.htm - if you wanna hear the spoof song