Hey everyone, this is my first fanfic that I am starting to write on this website. It may not be the best at my work yet since I barely have any experience with writing, but I will gladly take any reviews or criticism of what I need to fix on my writing.
This will be a crossover series that I will be making, with multiple stories like this one and long ones that will be in the process for many months.
This series will be sort of wacky at some points and will be adult-orientated, with either being a T or M rating depending on how it is. This crossover series will contain many cartoons that I watch, while I do strive to watch more, they will contain the ones that I have full knowledge of in order to prevent any confusion on the writing.
This will contain many cartoons ranging from kids cartoons to adult cartoons, this will be sort of a parody since I do plan on making the characters swear, but I will tone it down on the characters who normally do it and the ones who don't.
One more thing, I will NOT have any crossover shippings or rule 34 between any cartoon character in my series. While there will be many adult situations, it won't involve the characters in a way that will make you not seem them the same way.
That's about it, hope you guys enjoy!
Deep in a galaxy in another dimension, there lives a unique alien life form that all live inside one big ship to go on about with their daily lives. These aliens look nothing but like blue orbs with eyes, hands, and mouths. They also do not have any noses, ears, or body for that matter. Think of them as living balls full of electricity.
In that ship however lives an alien who likes to keep himself isolated from the others, he goes by the name of Hermaphone. All his life, Hermaphone loved to watch cartoons and usually spends most of his time in his room on the ship watching nothing but cartoons. Hermaphone dreams one day to meet his favorite cartoons, but he does not just want to meet them, he wants to meet them all at the same time.
Hermaphone has been a big fan of crossovers and loves to see two or more different cartoons interact with each other. That is why he wants to see all of his favorite cartoons together. However, due to his hard life on the ship, he is not so sure that he can achieve his dream. Mainly due to his nagging boss who makes him work overtime at his job, which is a normal job at the office.
However, that is all about to change...
One day while working in the ship's office, Hermaphone was filling out some papers that he had to get done before he got off work. He had a numerous amount of papers that almost stacked all the way to the ceiling. While he was filling them out, Hermaphone was called to his office by his boss to talk to him about something. Hermaphone then heads to his boss to see what he has to say to him.
Hermaphone knocks at the door of his office, "You called me in Mr. Milton?" said Hermaphone, as he was walking to his office.
"Ah yes Hermes, come on in and have a seat." exclaimed Mr. Milton, Hermaphone then sat down on the chair.
"Mr. Milton, that is not my name."
"Yes, but that is what I call you and I'll keep calling you that do you understand?"
"Yes boss." said Hermaphone weakly
"So Hermes, I have observed you over these past few days in the office and, quite frankly I'm a little disappointed in your progress here."
Hermaphone gave a confused look at his boss after he said this since Hermaphone has been working hard in the office for the past couple of days. "My progress, what about my progress?"
"Well, you see you haven't been performing well on your duties these past days and have not seen a lot of effort from you. Hell, you still haven't even got through your stack of papers that I gave you."
Hermaphone looks back at the papers through the window of Mr. Milton's office, "What do you mean? Those were a lot of papers you gave me you can't expect me to finish them fast."
Mr. Milton gave Hermaphone a glaring stare, "Now don't pull that bullshit on me, I have seen you work harder before."
"I've always worked at this pace!" yelled Hermaphone
"Hey! Don't yell at me because your angry, it's not my fault you live an isolated, miserable life and can't function properly." exclaimed Mr. Milton
"Isolated, miserable?! Look, I don't know what the hell you are talking about, but I have been working my ass off in this office for the past week, and you're telling me that I'm not functioning properly?!" yelled Hermaphone
"Yes, and because of your progress, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cut your paycheck by 30% and the end of this month."
"30 percent?! What are you fucking crazy?"
"No, I'm reasonable, if you want I can cut it 10% more because of your attitude right now."
Hermaphone completely lost it and gave his boss a piece of his mind. "No, you know what? I'm done working for you, you are the most selfish prick that I have worked for in my whole life. I am not gonna stand for this bullshit anymore."
"So what are you gonna do about it then Hermes? You gonna crawl back to your pathetic life doing nothing but watching cartoons all fricken day?" asked Mr. Milton
"Yes." said Hermaphone, "I am gonna crawl back to my life, and not only that, I'm gonna quit this stupid job, and go pursue my dreams like I should have done a long time ago!"
"Fine, see if I care, I'll just find someone else that has more potential than you will ever have!"
"Good, hopefully then, they will realize how much a sack of shit you really are." Hermaphone then storms out of Mr. Milton's office and heads toward his room. Making everyone in the office look towards the commotion.
Mr. Milton peeks out of his door towards Hermaphone shortly after he leaves, "YOU'LL NEVER BE SUCCESSFUL HERMAPHONE! YOU WILL DIE A SAD LIFE DO YOU HEAR ME!?" Hermaphone just keeps walking away.
Hermaphone finally arrived to his room, he starts packing all of his belongings as he plans to leave the ship and go pursue his dreams. He gets a suitcase and starts putting everything in there, his clothes, collectibles, and all of his DVD's of the cartoons he owns.
"Fucking Mr. Milton. He has been controlling me all my life! Well, I'm not gonna deal with that crap anymore. Not anymore as long as I live!"
Hermaphone finishes packing and starts heading for his little ship that he has parked inside the ship near the exit. Hermaphone gets in his ship and leaves his home. "Bye Mr. Milton, no good for nothing boss." said Hermaphone, as he heads toward the middle of space.
Meanwhile in the middle of space, Hermaphone is still pissed at his boss for what he has put him through, he stops the ship and lets out an exhausted sigh. "Well now what do I do? I've left my home, everything. I really have nothing to go for me right now. I guess I'll just continue, hoping something good comes my way."
Just then, Hermaphone gets an idea that changes his mood from a sad sap to a happy person. "Wait a minute, my dream, I still have my dream to go after! I still have to meet my favorite cartoons!" Hermaphone then goes back to being sad slowly after that.
"But what does that matter anyways. They probably don't even exist." Hermaphone then puts his face on the controls of the ship.
"No, NO. They do exist, I know it. If I have learned one thing for sure, it's that no matter what, I will keep believing, and what do I believe? I believe that I have some toons to meet."
Hermaphone then uses his ship's special function which is to travel to another dimension. "If I can get this right, I can get travel to another galaxy, I can find a new home to achieve my goal, hopefully this works."
Hermaphone turns on the ship's function which makes the ship shake violently, all of a sudden, the ship blasts toward space disappearing out of thin air.
Hermaphone is in the ship going at the fastest rate possible since the ship needs to go fast enough to get in another dimension. After a few seconds of speeding up, the ship's function finally ends and leaving Hermaphone dizzy.
After he regains to his normal self, he notices that he has just landed near a planet. He looks at the planet which turns out to be very similar to Earth. He goes towards it and finds a city on the planet to land his ship on.
He lands his ship in a small town in the Earth equivalent of California in a city that is supposed to resemble Los Angeles. He gets out of his ship to look around and was astonished at the landscape of the planet.
"Wow, this, this is amazing! I have never seen a planet so beautiful before!" He looks around the planet and finds nothing but buildings and streets.
Oddly enough, there is no sign of people as he looks around, he thinks to himself why people would leave such a planet that is as gorgeous as this one, and what happened to the civilization before this. He didn't really care though.
After he explores a bit he finds the town hall of the city and decides to go in, he looks around in the main lobby and the rest of the building a bit, he decided to sit down for a bit in one of the rooms and think to himself for a bit.
"I can't believe it, I actually can't believe it, I have found the perfect planet to continue my goal, my life long goal!" But the question his, how will he achieve it? He then gets another great idea.
"The ship, I can use the ship, with it's special dimensional warp, I can use that to create a portal for cartoons to come to this planet! That way, I can for sure see all my favorite toons together!" exclaimed Hermaphone."
Hermaphone then quickly gets his ship that he landed not too far from the town hall and maneuvers it careful enough to not cause any damage in the building. He lands the ship in an open area of the building and starts getting to work.
Hermaphone is really intelligent, he has graduated high school with all A's and received a master's degree in engineering and science in college. The only reason why he worked at an office though was because he couldn't find any job openings for what he majored in sadly.
"Let's see" said Hermaphone as he looked at his blueprints, which had what seemed to be a portal on it. "If I can connect my ship to this portal, then try to loop the function so it can stay on forever, then I could have a working portal! Then my dreams could finally come true! But wait, if I actually make this planet accessible to the cartoons, what will I call it?
Hermaphone started thinking a bunch of random names but they didn't sound good to him. He then thought of family because he saw his toons that way, not in a creepy way though. "Hmm, 'family' could be part of the name, and 'extravagant' could be part to since that is how this would all turn out!" But he then though that a name like Famextravagant was too complex. But, even though he wanted to change it, he still wanted a complex name to capture a unique planet like this.
"Famagant? Famaextra? Famaextraordinary? Nah, those are too stupid." said Hermaphone, till he then though out the perfect name to him. "Wait, I got it! I'll name my planet Famaganzian! I think that sounds like a good name."
So then it was, Famaganzian was the name that he was gonna give to the planet. After he thought of the name, he got back to working on the portal. It took many days to finish the portal with him staying up 24 hours each day just to get it done as early as possible.
After about a week of non-stop working, he finally got it done and was amazed on how it turned out, now all he had to do was test it, which made him a little worried that it was not gonna work. "Well, here goes nothing." Hermaphone pushes the button on the control panel of the portal which makes the ship start to shake and the portal as well.
Sparks start to fly out of them and the lights of the town hall start to flicker. After a few more moments of shaking, everything stops and the systems make a sound that is clear enough to signify that they powered down. Hermaphone sees this and looks down at the ground in disappointment. He then lets out a slow sigh as he keeps looking at the ground.
"Well, I tried. I knew this wasn't gonna work. Guess I should follow something else then." Hermaphone then walks away sadly, but as soon as he does that, the portal opens up and begins working, making Hermaphone turn around and jump in excitement.
"It works. IT WORKS! Yes! I did it!" exclaimed Hermaphone as he runs around the room in happily. After a few moments of joy, he eventually calms down and starts to wonder what cartoon will come first.
The way the portal works is that it will open another portal in a random dimension of one of his favorite cartoons, he programmed this while he was building the portal.
Hermaphone can also see what cartoon can come by the monitor on the control panel through transmissions of images and sounds of where the other portal is. Hermaphone then looks at the monitor and tries to find out what cartoon has a chance of coming first.
He listens to the monitor real closely and hears nothing for a bit. But then, he starts to hear a bunch of children having an argument and swearing at each other, spouting nothing but vulgar curses at one another. He starts to think of what show that could be, and then he finds out what it is.
It is none other than South Park.