RK Truths
Chapter 1: And so it begins
There I was. In Japan, 1878. I was standing at the door of the Kamiya dojo. My work was cut out for me. I knocked and the door opened.
"Can I help you?" said a girl around 17 years of age. She had long black hair. Her name was Kaoru Kamiya. She was the owner of this Dojo.
"Yes actually, I am here to speak with your self, Mr. Kenshin Himura, Megumi Tekani, Sanosuke Sagara, and Yahiko Myoujin." I answer her.
She looks concerned. "Is something wrong?"
"No," I say, "Not at all. I am a psychiatrist. I am here to speak to you all."
"I'll go get them. Would you like to wait inside?" She asks.
"Yes thank you." I walk inside. Kaoru leaves to go get the others.
When the others got there Sanosuke was the first to talk. "So. what's this all about anyway?" he asked.
"Miss. umm, I'm sorry I never got your name." Kaoru said.
My name is Dr. Leslie Morgan Wood." I told them. "You all may call me Leslie."
"She says she is a psychiatrist."
"A "psychiatrist"?" Megumi asked.
"Yes." I tell them. "It appears to me you all could use a little counseling."
"But you haven't even met us before!" Yahiko pointed out.
"Well, we have never met in person, but I know you all well."
Sano was apparently still thinking over me being a psychiatrist. "A psychiatrist huh? I don't know about every one here, but I don't believe in all that mumbo jumbo."
"Rooster head is such an idiot." Yahiko said coolly.
"Why you little-"
"Cut it out you two! Lets hear what Leslie has to say." Said Kaoru.
"Thank you Kaoru. Then I will continue. I have reason to believe you all could use a bit of counseling." I told them.
"What!?!" Yahiko must have taken my comment as an insult based on his reaction.
"You see," I tried to make them understand this was not necessarily a bad thing. "Every one could use a little bit of counseling. It promotes self-confidence, and teaches you things about your self. And it will be free and will last little more than a few days.."
"Did you say free?" asked Sano.
Every one sweat dropped.
"Why is this free, may I ask?" asked Kenshin.
I love the way Kenshin talks. Kenshin talks in almost poetry.
"Well, You all did save Japan." I pointed out.
Kaoru looked turned Kenshin for help. "Do you think we should try Kenshin?" she asked him.
"I don't think it could hurt, that I don't." he replied.
"Okay then Leslie," Kaoru said. "I think we will try it."
"Speak for yourself! Psychiatrists mess up your mind!" It was Sano who said this.
"That's ridicules!" Megumi announced.
Yahiko got an idea. "You know, I think Sano really could use some therapy."
-_- "He's going." Said Yahiko, Megumi, and Kaoru in unison.
Author's note:
Okay! chapter one is up! I hope you like it! Don't worry! More funny to come!
Warning: Next chapter I kind of stretch a psychiatrist's capability's. Believing every thing you read could be lethal.(Joke) Believe it only if you are an idiot. Well then D'accord! Wait a minute. did I just speak French? I hate French! Ahhh!!! *goes on a mad rampage destroying every thing in site*
Chapter 1: And so it begins
There I was. In Japan, 1878. I was standing at the door of the Kamiya dojo. My work was cut out for me. I knocked and the door opened.
"Can I help you?" said a girl around 17 years of age. She had long black hair. Her name was Kaoru Kamiya. She was the owner of this Dojo.
"Yes actually, I am here to speak with your self, Mr. Kenshin Himura, Megumi Tekani, Sanosuke Sagara, and Yahiko Myoujin." I answer her.
She looks concerned. "Is something wrong?"
"No," I say, "Not at all. I am a psychiatrist. I am here to speak to you all."
"I'll go get them. Would you like to wait inside?" She asks.
"Yes thank you." I walk inside. Kaoru leaves to go get the others.
When the others got there Sanosuke was the first to talk. "So. what's this all about anyway?" he asked.
"Miss. umm, I'm sorry I never got your name." Kaoru said.
My name is Dr. Leslie Morgan Wood." I told them. "You all may call me Leslie."
"She says she is a psychiatrist."
"A "psychiatrist"?" Megumi asked.
"Yes." I tell them. "It appears to me you all could use a little counseling."
"But you haven't even met us before!" Yahiko pointed out.
"Well, we have never met in person, but I know you all well."
Sano was apparently still thinking over me being a psychiatrist. "A psychiatrist huh? I don't know about every one here, but I don't believe in all that mumbo jumbo."
"Rooster head is such an idiot." Yahiko said coolly.
"Why you little-"
"Cut it out you two! Lets hear what Leslie has to say." Said Kaoru.
"Thank you Kaoru. Then I will continue. I have reason to believe you all could use a bit of counseling." I told them.
"What!?!" Yahiko must have taken my comment as an insult based on his reaction.
"You see," I tried to make them understand this was not necessarily a bad thing. "Every one could use a little bit of counseling. It promotes self-confidence, and teaches you things about your self. And it will be free and will last little more than a few days.."
"Did you say free?" asked Sano.
Every one sweat dropped.
"Why is this free, may I ask?" asked Kenshin.
I love the way Kenshin talks. Kenshin talks in almost poetry.
"Well, You all did save Japan." I pointed out.
Kaoru looked turned Kenshin for help. "Do you think we should try Kenshin?" she asked him.
"I don't think it could hurt, that I don't." he replied.
"Okay then Leslie," Kaoru said. "I think we will try it."
"Speak for yourself! Psychiatrists mess up your mind!" It was Sano who said this.
"That's ridicules!" Megumi announced.
Yahiko got an idea. "You know, I think Sano really could use some therapy."
-_- "He's going." Said Yahiko, Megumi, and Kaoru in unison.
Author's note:
Okay! chapter one is up! I hope you like it! Don't worry! More funny to come!
Warning: Next chapter I kind of stretch a psychiatrist's capability's. Believing every thing you read could be lethal.(Joke) Believe it only if you are an idiot. Well then D'accord! Wait a minute. did I just speak French? I hate French! Ahhh!!! *goes on a mad rampage destroying every thing in site*