HetaValentines
A/N: Hello everyone~! Happy Valentines Day! I made some poems out of boredom and my friends wanted me to post it in the internet so here I am... (Not all of them are cheesy mind you)
It's rated T thanks to Romano.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. It belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya.
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like pasta
And Germany too~!"
- Feliciano Vargas
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am only doing this
Since I was forced to."
- Ludwig Beilschmidt
"Not all roses are red
And I don't think violets are blue
But nevertheless,
Aishiteru."
- Kiku Honda
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love hamburgers
But not as much as I love you~"
- Alfred F. Jones
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am Arthur Kirkland
The perfect guy for you."
- Arthur Kirkland
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Je taime, mon cher
I hope you love me too~"
- Francis Bonnefoy (-insert wink here-)
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Become one with me, da
And I will always protect you."
- Ivan Braginski
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have three words for you
Wo aini, aru~"
- Wang Yao
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stay away from me
Because I'm more awesome than you!"
- Gilbert Beilschmidt
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd play the piano all day
If it's just for you."
- Roderich Edelstein
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am Hungary
The coolest girl in Europe."
- Elizabeta Hedervary
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like tomatoes
Because they remind me of you~"
- Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
"Roses are fucking red
And violets should be violet, damnit!
I have nothing to say
So get the fuck out of my way!"
- Lovino Vargas
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Even if you don't notice me
I still love you."
- Matthew Williams
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm too sleepy to do this
But anyway, I love you."
- Heracles Karpusi
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are number one for me
And beer is number two."
- Denmark
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Iceland won't call me onii-chan
But I really wish he would."
- Norway
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Puffin is so annoying
And he's the complete opposite of you."
- Iceland
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
All I ever wish for Christmas
Is to be with you."
- Finland
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
The best words for you
Are the words 'I love you'."
- Sweden
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Russia is mine
Mine, mine, mine, mine!"
- Natalia Alrovskaya
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Russia is nice to me
Just like you are too."
- Ukraine
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hi, I'm Korea, daze
And I like groping boobs~"
- Im Yong Soo
"R-roses are r-red
V-v-violets a-are blue
R-russia is s-s-scary
U-unlike y-y-you."
- Toris Laurinaitis
"Roses are red
And violets are like totally blue
This is quite short
But OMG, I totally like you!"
- Feliks Łukasiewicz
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A/N: OMG they're horrible gawds. (I love Romano's version though, really romantic.)
Poland: OMG, that's like totally horrible.
LOL, I can hear Poland inside my head.
But seriously, they're all corny. Really corny.
I'm sorry if some of them don't rhyme.
...
I'm so weird, gosh.
Anyway, hoped you enjoyed guys~!
By the way, this is for all of the guys out there:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Today is Valentines
But still, I'm friend-zoning you~
Hoped you guys enjoyed!
Happy Valentines!
(My version: "Happy Shipping Day!" Or "Happy Friend-Zoning Day!")
P. S. Guys, I'm sorry for the spacing. My iPad sucks.