I don't own Beavis and Butt-Head or Sailor Moon.

"Hey Beavis check it out, we're in a crossover fic," Butt-Head spoke slowly.

Beavis twitched, "Is that like a cross dresser or something, 'cause my aunt, Josephine is one."

Butt-Head smacked Beavis straight across the face, "God damnit Beavis, I told you stop having so many relatives."

Usagi did an anime style double blink looking at the two newcomers. Now the blonde was scratching his nads, and the brown haired one talking about pissing in the street. She shuddered as the blonde one caught sight of her and her friends.

"Hey Butt-Head! There's like these chics, lets go try and score," Beavis said in hyperly.

Butt-Head looked amazed at the sight before, "Beavis, we must get some of that ass."

Casually the two walked over, Beavis too Makoto and Butt-Head to Ami.

"Uhh, hey baby," Butt-Head, said in an attempt to woo Ami into sleeping with him.

In response Ami jumped back with a disgusted look on her face.

Beavis's attempt was no better, worse in truth. He didn't bother to say anything and only stared at Makoto's chest, going "hehehe" the whole time. She kicked him the balls, which he were still scratching. Beavis screamed and writhed on the ground. Butt-Head laughed, "You got kicked in the balls."

Usagi transformed into Sailor Moon.

During the transformation scene the two toons who'd come from MTV had a little conversation.

"Hey Butt-Head it's a music video."

"This one sucks, they can't sing and she doesn't do anyth-"

Butt-Head was cut off by Beavis, "Holy Shit! Butt-Head I just the outline of a titty!"

Butt-Head nodded, "This video officially kicks ass."

Sailor Moon did an attack (I forgot and I'm too lazy to look one up or check it off my DVDs). The swirling rainbow of hearts hit Butt-Head but had no effect.

"Let me handle this one!" shouted Rei as she started her transformation scene.

Yet again the Beavis and Butt-Head conversed during it.

"Titty1 Titty! Titty! Titty!" Shouted Beavis while twitching, waiting impatiently to see the tye-dye outline of a breast.

"Shut up butt-much or we'll miss it!" Butt-Head said angrily.

Soon their waiting paid off. Beavis cheered a "Yeah, Yeah! Awesome!" and Butt-Head gave a "Whoa."

Now with her transformation done Sailor used a Fire Mandela (That's one of her attacks right?) on the moronic due and set them aflame. Rather than a die like a normal enemy by changing into a small item, which they were meant to represent, they ran around on fire like morons.

Luna sighed, "I guess these two aren't from The Black Moon Palace (that was a place right?).

Usagi looked a little embarrassed, "Err, I guess we should at least put the flames out."

Ami transformed, Butt-Head and Beavis stopped to watch so they could so some jugulars, even if only outlined.

"Shine Aqua Illusion!" Sailor Mercury shouted, dowsing the flames on the duo.

Butt-Head stared at Usagi, Ami, Makoto, Minako (sorry for not giving her any lines), and Rei. "Come on Beavis, these babes aren't worth it."

"But we saw boobies!" Beavis whined.

Butt-Head took authority by smacking Beavis across the face again and angrily, said, "Come on ass-much we're leaving."

As the worst Sailor Moon crossover fic in existence continued Beavis and Butt-Head were walking in the opposite direction. Eventually they came across Haruka and Michiru making out.

"Whoa, look Beavis, lesbian," Butt-Head said staring at them with his mouth open, drooling.

Beavis twitched, "Yeah! Yeah! Lesbos!"

It did not take long for Haruka and Michiru to notice the two morons watching them.

Butt-Head kept on going, "huh.huh.Huh.huh" and Beavis was all 'heh hehehe."

Haruka broke off from Michiru for a moment and went to punch Butt-Head. She did so with such an amount of strength she sent Butt-Head flying into Beavis and knocking them both out.

AN: Well that's for my fic, hop you enjoyed it.