Disclaimer: I do not and will not ever own the Sisters Grimm. Even if I threaten people with my pet jabberwocky.

Umm... yeah. My response to cannibalistic skittles' challenge. I have nothing better to do! So, this is my first SG fanfic and I'm sorry if it is all a bit on the random side but hey, it is 11:41 p.m. here right now and I am kind of tired and loopy. This is the one-shot for the word "dream".... oh and also, it's puck pov!

I was walking through a forest- maybe the one in my room? There was a vague, foggy light coming from somewhere and it made odd shadows on the forest floor.

Suddenly, out of nowhere appeared dozen of faces from behind the tree. My chimpanzee army! What was that that they had in their hands? I started to back away slowly as I recognized the mysterious objects they were holding- Glop Grenades. However, as they noticed my careful steps backwards, they raised the horrible contraptions and aimed at me. How dare those chimps? Threatening to attack me with my own invention? Grimm must have put them up to it.

I turned and broke into a run, dodging the explosions of disgusting goo. When the attacks had ceased, I slowed down and stopped. Standing next to a pool of water, I turned to check my reflection. After all, I needed to make sure that this royal face remained unharmed.

But as I glanced at the pool, I almost fell back in surprise. Had I really seen what I had just seen? Slowly, I crept up to the edge of the pool again and gasped. I was wearing a milkmaid costume with blonde braids, a dress, an apron, and... were those daises I was holding? I didn't remember holding those a moment before. I tossed them away in disgust, but as they flew through the air, it seemed like they were in slow motion, and when they finally crashed into the ground, they shattered like glass into hundreds of tiny particles. I just stood there for a moment, flabbergasted. Some crazy dream I was having... Maybe it had something to do with that magenta lasagna that old lady made for dinner...

Looking at my reflection again, I noticed that a giant floating purple balloon behind me. I stared at it, with as much caution as curiosity. It suddenly began to bulge at the top and then a ripping sound could be heard erupting from it. Then, the last person that I wanted to see stepped down from it. Moth- in a wedding dress.

"Are you ready for our wedding, honey sweetums?" she asked smiling sweetly.

"Wha-" I began but then I noticed my attire had changed- a white tux. Moth took my hand as our surroundings changed into a wedding aisle.

"You may kiss the bride!" an army chimp, dressed as a priest declared.

This was no dream- it was a nightmare. "Nooooooo!!!" I screamed as I struggled away from my "bride".

"No! No! No! No! No!" I was still screaming as something shook me awake.

"Hey, pukeface. I would appreciate it if you would stop screaming, so I can get back to sleep," Sabrina said, smirking at me.

"What?" I said still trying to erase the image of Moth from my head. But, Sabrina was already making her way out the door. She turned and gave me one of her signature eye-rolls and smiled that "you're hopeless" smile.

Maybe this was a dream after all...

well.... yeah. that was it. wow..... now that i look at it, it is all REALLY RANDOM. oh well, i based it off a line from potter puppet pals that popped into my head.... so um, please review! i would very much appreciate them!

the craziest,

crzykayzee :-)