Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...

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STUFF 'N THINGS

PG13

Introduction

"Remember…No happy endings and all that stupid stuff that's wasted on us," Darkmoonphase reminds Deidara.

"I know! If you don't trust me, why don't you get someone else to do this, yeah?" Deidara asks.

"Because I don't want to waste any money on stupid readers who don't read what I write! So start the damn story before I fire you too!"

"That'd be a dream, yeah! Wait…You pay them but not me? You bitch, yeah!"

"Well, you haven't exactly done anything to make me want to pay you!"

"Well…Be that way then, yeah!"

"I WILL! Now, READ!"

"Okay, okay! God…"

Okay, to start, I must warn you: This has no happy ending. So if you're looking for a wonderful love story with a great happy ending, go look somewhere else because you're not going to find that here. Sure, there's a bit of romance – but it's a bit…well, let's say, violent. And of course, there will be moments where it looks like there's a damsel in distress, and a little thing that looks like a Romeo and Juliet…thing – but the damsel part will be because of Romeo's brother and Romeo's brother might get the happy ending instead of Romeo and Juliet might stay in that tower for the rest of her damn life because the wicked step-mother won't let her out; only the wicked step-mother is actually the princess's sister who just has it out for her and said sister might get a happy ending with the prince instead. Hey, I'm a prince! Anyway. This is just a little bit of what might happen. Like I said before, no happy ending. So, while you may think that Romeo's brother will get Juliet who is locked in a tower as a princess who marries the prince, you're wrong. They'll probably all get stuck in a mental institute. That's just how it works around here.

And if you got any of that, I'll call you amazing and take you to the crazy house because that wasn't supposed to make sense! Everything is just really random and it kind of makes up this one big story that might fit together somehow. But I wouldn't bet on that. If you're looking for a story that has a lot of adventure, messed up humor, violent couples that hit each other all the time, sorrow, drama, freakish-ness, friendship, betrayal, love, and more betrayal – well, my friend, you've come to the right place! So sit back, open the web-page or book-page (however you're reading this; although I doubt this will make it to a book), and don't put the bookmark in or minimize this because this is going to be a fantastic story you don't want to miss!

"Wow. Maybe I should pay you…"

"Well…Yeah."

"$10."

"$60."

"$20."

"$50."

"$30."

"$40?"

"You're pushing your luck with $30, boy."

"Okay. It's better than nothing, yeah. I'll take it."

"Here. It's your paycheck for the whole time I make you read stuff."

"I thought we were talking for the hours, yeah!"

"Are you kidding me? By that time, I'd be broke!!"

"…"

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A/N: ...Yeah, it's the start of something randomly stupid. The only OOCs that will be in here are me, my little sis and my bff. No one else. Enjoy the Halloween Special! (going to be up momentarily...)

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