A/N: this is gonna be my favorite story. Like, ever. It's the dawning age of my awesomeness. So, i already asked for like; a shit load of peoples' oc's to be used and they agreed, but i'm only gonna be using one or two in this chapter. THIS. CHAPTER. So.. yes. ON WITH REPLICA MY REPLICA

" I am SO glad to be out of the classroom!" I declared as i skipped out of Chemistry 101. What do my teachers know about chemistry, anyway? Chemistry is love, and i had love. ALL AROUND ME.

"Chemistry is supposingly the study of-" I heard my friend, Laura McCarthy, start. I tuned her out. Don't look at me like that; i love Laura and all, but she is one of the few people who actually pay attention in class. I mean i do, but who said i have to give a fuck?

"I have to agree, though, chemistry is pretty important." Christy sighed. Gag, ever since she started dating Tweek, all she could talk about was gumdrops and lolly pops. I love Christy, man, but the lovey dovey shit had to end. Walking down South Park hallways was a ritual; a ritual of pure boredom and memory. Nothing happened here that was interesting; nothing that i wanted to happen, at least. I'm just one of those: The ones that are so fun to be around but inside is just a waking waste of space. I was just about to tell Christy about what happened in fourth period, when suddenly i was knocked flat on my ass.

"HEY! WHAT THE MOTHER DUCKLING, MAN!" I shouted, searching the room for the mother fucker that had just knocked me down. I already had ISS last Thursday for kicking a kid in the knee, do i really have to get another charge of it?

"H-hey! T-that wasn't very nice!" Laura stammered. I loved the kid, but backing people up wasn't in her factor. As for the kid that knocked me down, she totally panicked.

"Oh my, god! I'm so sorry!" She said, shocked. I immediatley softend. She hadn't ment to do it. "I-I didn't see you!" she continued. I laughed.

"Don't worry about it. The Name's Tuesday. What about you?" I got up and smoothed my retarded auburn hair. She smiled.

"I'm Kenday Mcqua, nice to meet you!" she said.

I almost felt my heart stop. "I'm sorry, what did you say your name was?" Christy asked. So I wasn't crazy, she had heard it to?

"Kenday Mcqua. Why?" Kenday answered Christy's question, looking puzzled. Laura scracthed her head.

"C-can you s-spell that?"

"K-E-N-D-A-Y -M-C-Q-U-A. i know it's a weird name, but my parents wanted to be inventive. My brothers' name is Clarick Acqshine. Mom gave him her last name and i got dad's." She explained, and I on the other hand, was horrified. Now that i noticed it, she had my exact eye color. And Kenny's hair. and she, dude, she had my face shape. And Kenny's nose shape. What the fuck?

"Where exactly did you come fro-" i started to ask, but the blast bell had rang and totally cut me off. "I'll see you guys later, I guess! Bye!" she ran the other direction and i turned back around. I looked at Laura and Christy; their faces looked exactly like mine.

What the actual fuck?

A/N: SEND IN YOUR MOTHER FUCKING OCs! I'm only accepting like, 6 or so. Minusing the ones i'm already planning on using. Addie McVim, Christy Morejon, Jude Monroe, Claire Shine, Nicholas Acqua, Tuesday Acqua. SO SEND THEM THE OCs. Sorry for the crappy first chapter; i suck so bad at writing these. ANYWAY; I HOPE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE STORY. READ AND REVIEW, MAN. READ AND REVIEW.