So, I probably have the lamest Halloween costume idea of anyone out there. I'm going to a friend's party tonight as a drunk writer.
I'd like to see someone try to convince me that's not lame.
Plus, I wrote this dialogue fic 'cause I'm ignoring a huge project I have. UGH.
Anyway, enjoy, and please leave a review. They make me happy.
"Yuuuuuki!"
"What the hell, you're not going out in that outfit."
"But it's a stage costume! People see me in stage costumes all the time!"
"Hn."
"You're not dressed up for Halloween!"
"I sure as hell won't be bringing you two brats around to get candy."
"But Yuuuukiiiiii!"
"Shut up, you're being annoying."
*sniffle*
*sigh* "Fine, I'll dress up."
"Yay!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"What?"
"You said you were gonna go dress up!"
"I am."
"WHAT!? But you're naked!"
"No, I have a sheet on over. My hair is messed up, I'm a writer and I'm smoking a cigarette, so my costume is a writer guy who got a good fuck."
"That's not a costume!"
"Yours isn't much of a costume either."
"But this isn't my stage costume, so it's okay!"
"Take it off."
"What!? Why??"
"You are not going as Sakuma Ryuichi."
"B-but…"
"If you go as Sakuma, I'll go as a guy who got a good fuck."
"Wahhh! Meanie!"
"Hmph. And leave those clothes in there. I'm going to burn them later."
"You can't! I have to give them back to Sakuma-san!"
"…"
"…Yuki?"
"Get over here."
"Y-yuki?"
"Hnnnn…"
"Ahhhh…do that again…"
*snicker*
[5 hours later Riku knocks on the door.]
"Mama? Yuki?"
"Zzzzzzzz"
"zZzzzZ"
"I got a lot of good candy. I'll put it on the kitchen table and go to bed now. Night night."
[Shuichi never did get to go trick-or-treating that year. Yuki Eiri ate most of the candy Riku collected, which made Riku happy because he made Yuki happy. The End.]
I'll probably be just as creative as Eiri in the costume genre.
Told you that was LAME.
It was funny and fun to write, though.
I think my brain just went *pfthttttttt*
I don't really know what that noise is.
Please leave me a review.
Thanks you and Happy Halloween!