AN: My comp is broken, so I'm on my parents computer. It sucks. This fic is dedicated to Lombnut, who I affectionately refer to (at least in my head) as Captain Fluffyhair.
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1. Lights
After three hours of trying to untangle them, Ratchet finally concedes defeat.
2. Red
"The red warning light was festive!" Ratchet protests to Sasha, making her groan.
3. Green
"Clank, stand over there and make your eyes as glowy as possible," there was a pause as Clank stared, "Please? For me?"
4. Gold
A gold foil, chocolate Secret Agent Clank. Best. Present. EVER.
5. Pie
Given the season, Ratchet refrains from throwing the thing at Qwark's smug face.
6. Ornament
However, a few ornaments do nail Qwark, on accident, of course.
7. Candy Cane
"Ratchet, stop licking those things and sticking them to my back."
8. Silence
"Stop pouting," Clank says, breaking his friend's silent glaring.
9. Gift
Clank is stunned when Qwark and Ratchet grudgingly give each other gifts - maybe Ratchet's finally listened to Clank, and they're going to make peace.
10. Coal
Or not.
11. Elf
Clank's only wearing these stupid ears because he loves Ratchet.
12. Silver Bells
"Clank, have you seen Ratchet? Someone tied a bunch of bells to my ship, and it's really loud," Qwark whined.
13. Santa Hat
Ratchet's only wearing this hat because Clank blackmailed him - I mean, he loves him. (The picture of Ratchet batting a ball of yarn around is just there for aethestic purposes.)
14. Fruitcake
Clank is the only person anyone knows who can eat the stuff.
15. Cookies
Ratchet joking makes Clank a cookie in the shape of his head - and Clank loves it, seriously.
16. Snow
Snowballs, a snow fort, and a snow bomb later, Ratchet realizes he and Clank are not nearly as grown up as they thought.
17. Christmas Tree
"Ratchet, five trees is enough. Any more, and I am leaving you."
18. North Pole
"What planet is Santa on?" Clank asked, to a barrage of different answers.
19. Snow Angel
"Clank, let's go put horns on Qwark's snow angel while he's not looking!"
20. Yule log
Ratchet kind of earned that Yule log to the head.
21. Tinsel
Clank can barely stifle a giggle as he carefully tickles Ratchet's nose with tinsel.
22. Paper Snowflake
"Using my immense genius, I have created a paper plane paper snowflake hybrid!" Al announces, and Ratchet's eyes light up like a little kid's at Christmas.
23. Star
Star watching on Christmas Eve would be more romantic if Ratchet would stop falling asleep.
24. Formal dress
"You look quite fetching your tuxedo, Ratchet." "Bite me, Clank."
25. Christmas Morning
"CLANK, GET UP! SANTA CAME!" Ratchet howled, regardless of the fact it was three in the morning.