Author's Note: Hey, peoples! Welcome to Comedy Duo. I've had this idea for who knows how long. And believe when I say that I think Kaito and Len are VERY funny together. So before I begin, I do NOT own Vocaloid. It belongs to... well... whoever owns it. So enjoy.
Chapter 1: WHO PUTS A HORSE IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM?!
Kaito and Len layed across the living room, bored out of their minds. Kaito had a date with Miku and, but that was hours from now and he and Len wanted something to do other than eat ice cream and bananas, play video games or look at Girl's Swimsuit Magazines (A/N: Courtesy of Kaito XD!).
"Kaito," Len said. "What do you want to do?"
"Dunno," Kaito replied. "Give me another swimsuit magazine."
"Get ready for your date with Miku."
"It's 2:00pm. Our table is available at 6pm. Besides, I want to make this date really special."
"Are you going to propose?"
Kaito suddenly sat up, clearly offended. "Of course not! We only started dating 3 months ago. Plus, we're underage."
Suddenly, Kaito's cellphone started ringing. He picked it up and answered it. "Hello?"
"Hey, Kaito. It's Meiko."
"Mei-chan, hey. How's it going? Excuse me for a second." Kaito put his hand over the speaker and turned to Len. "It's Meiko."
Len suddenly sat up. "Sakine. Oh, this should be interesting."
Kaito uncovered the speaker. "So what's up, Mei-chan?" he asked Meiko.
"Okay, remember that project that Kiyoteru assigned us? About how we have to bring in a live animal so we can describe how they benefit the environment? Well, I finally managed to get you guys a horse," Meiko told him. "Just meet me at the barn near your house. No, your 'house.'" She made the quote marks with her fingers.
The Vocaloid cast went to an academy for school. When they first transferred, they were either offered a dorm or a fraternity house. Out of all the Vocaloid cast, Kaito and Len were the only ones living off campus. Kaito wanted a dorm so he could be closer to Miku, but he gave in because Len thought that having their own place would be "so awesome".
"All right, we'll be there in 5 minutes."
When they got to the barn, sure enough, Meiko was waiting for them. Beside her was the tallest horse Kaito and Len had ever seen. The horse was brown with a black mane.
"That... is a huge horse," Len said.
"Yep. And take care of him. He's your only horse," Meiko told them.
"Stupid Kiyoteru. I don't see why he wants us to bring in live animals. No, why do Kaito and I have to get a horse and you have to get a frog?" Len asked.
"Don't you remember, Len? He chose our animals randomly," Meiko reminded him.
Kaito pulled out his cellphone and checked the time. "Holy crap, it's 5:30! I need to get ready for my date! Miku is waiting for me! If I don't get to the restaurant by 6, they're gonna give my table away!"
"Why can't you just go in what you're wearing right now?" Len asked.
"And you need to put your horse somewhere. If you keep him here, then you're gonna have to give the guy who owns this barn 1000 yen* for rent," Meiko told him. "So you need to put him somewhere else. What about your house?"
"No," Len said.
"Why not?"
"Because that's Kaito's and my place to relax. What about in front of the Academy?"
"Len, that's stupid and that's loitering."
"I've got a suggestion," Len said. "Why don't we keep him near that restaurant? Not inside the restaurant, but in a storage room or something?"
"Sure, the restaurant has a garage," Kaito said. "Put the horse in there."
And so, Kaito went to put on nicer clothes, while Len and Meiko went to the restaurant's garage to put the horse there for the time being.
Later...
Kaito and Miku were clearly enjoying themselves during their date. Kaito was wearing a black variation of his usually white coat and his signature blue scarf with black pants and shoes. Miku was wearing a black evening gown that reached to her knees and ankle-high sandals. Everything was going fine... until Kaito heard a neighing sound.
"Oh, crap, tell me I did NOT just hear that stupid horse!" Kaito thought to himself.
"Kaito," Miku asked. "What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, Miku," Kaito told her. "Can you excuse me for a minute?"
Kaito dashed toward the restaurant's entrance, took out his cellphone and dialed Len's number. It took a while, but eventually Len picked up.
"Hello?"
"Len, where did you put our horse?!"
"Oh yeah, I was just gonna call you about that. The garage in that restaurant you're in is full, so I put it in the next best place: the ladies' bathroom."
"WHAT?!" Kaito yelled. "Why would you put it there? If somebody goes in there, they're gonna freak out and run!"
Kaito couldn't have been more right, because as soon as he was done speaking, a BUSLOAD of women were running out of the ladies' bathroom. There were screams of "HORSE! HORSE!" in the air.
Miku, who had heard the commotion, rushed toward Kaito. "Kaito, what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to get a horse out of the girls' bathroom and thinking of ways to murder Len."
"A horse?! What's a horse doing in the bathroom?!"
"It's for a project assigned by Hiyama. I had to put it there because the garage here was full. I don't know how I'm going to get it out of the bathroom without making a scene."
Miku laughed. "It's fine. I'll get it." She bravely walked into the girls' restroom and in a few minutes, she arrived with the horse following behind.
Though, by leading the horse out of the bathroom, the entire restaurant, even the staff, flew into a panic and there was screaming in the air.
"Now that the horse is out of the bathroom, there's only one thing left to do," Kaito said.
He climbs atop the horse and offers his hand to Miku.
"Well, are you coming?"
Miku laughs and takes his hand. Kaito pulls her up and she settles on the horse, who starts to trot out of the restaurant.
As the horse starts to pick up the pace, Kaito asks Miku, "That was a first for you, wasn't it?"
"Yeah, I'll have to admit that," Miku replied.
The next day…
Kaito and Len had arrived late at the Vocal Academy. At that time, Miku and Neru had presented their cat, Rin brought in a dog and Meiko presented her frog. After Gumi's presentation of a crab she found, it was Kaito's and Len's turn.
Kaito and Len looked at each other and gulped. Then, they got up from their seats and walked toward the front, when...
"Mr. Shion! Mr. Kagamine! Wait a moment!"
Upon hearing Kiyoteru's voice, Kaito and Len froze.
"You two will not be presenting your animal. I've already seen it on the news and that's good enough for me. However, the restaurant will possibly be pressing charges."
"The horse was on the news?!" Kaito shouted.
"The restaurant's pressing charges?!" Len shouted.
"Yes and possibly," Kiyoteru said. "Now, you two relied on Ms. Sakine for the horse. That results in a deduction of 5 points. You didn't prepare a written report. 10 point deduction. And that gives you two a 60%. A D."
Kaito glared at Len and Len facepalmed.
*pants* Well, that was longer than usual.
*1000 yen=$9.87
End of Chapter 1. Hope you enjoyed! :)