(Warning: An authoress is writing this fanfic on a large amount of painkillers. This may cause organ explosion, nausea, stomach ulcers, heart attacks, DNA mutations, birth defects, anal leakage, cases of gas, trouble breathing, diahhrea, loss of feeling in your left ventricle, blindness, stroke, loss of balance, drowsiness, insanity, hallucinations, reduction in penis size, and an appearance of The Beavers on Acid)

Winter: BIG BLUE BILLS! BWHAHAHA!

Wisdom: Yes, well incase you have been wondering why Winter hasn't been updating it is because she just got out of the hospital. Not the loony one they won't take her anymore. The cough, cough have number of random attacks I'm really sick one.

Winter: MY APPENDIX IMPLODED!

Wisdom: Ignore her, she just got home a while ago and her mother gave her more painkillers.

Winter: I love big blue pills.

Wisdom: Anyway since working on an actual fanfic chapter would mean being somewhat conscious of what's going on Winter came up with this idea.

Since her and Dream are always coming up with little random fanfic ideas she decided to make little skits out of them.

Winter: Okay Big Blue Pill! Time to say the disclaimer!

BBP: Winter doesn't own YYH, Dream owns Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony and EternalBlackNight owns Hinote a.k.a Vladimir. Winter owns Flash a.k.a Lioness, Darrin's hair, The Beavers on Acid (use them without my permission and die!) and everything else unless other wise said. Oh and Darrin thinks he owns himself but he doesn't.

Wisdom: The muse for this chapter is that Darrin is going to go get his haircut and Winter ranted to Dream what will happen.

Winter: FANFICTION TIME!

Chapter One: The Holy Hair:

A boy with curly brown hair said on his back with his head hanging off of his bed as he watched TV. He was dressed in a ripped of t-shirt and his in boxers. A cigarette hung out of his mouth as he stared at the blank screen.

You see he is watching the TV with his glasses covered hazel eyes but his father hasn't paid for the cable bill yet so it is another rerun of the blank screen show.

He stared at the blank screen for few more minutes letting the cigarette burn down to a bud. Suddenly there was an explosion outside and the TV went on.

The boy was so shocked he fell over off of the bed swallowing the cigarette as he did so.

"HOLY FUCK!" he heard his dad yell in the other room.

The boy looked up and saw a girl leaning in through the screen-less window. She hid mid-length dark brown hair and cloudy blue eyes. She was dressed in all pink from head to toe.

"Hi ya Hinote!" she said happily. "Did you hear that big explosion? It was all like KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" she said happily as she jumped through the window.

Hinote sat up choking from the swallowed cigarette. "Hi Autumn. Yeah I heard it. I guess Flash is here?"

"Actually she is in the United States," said Autumn staring at the TV.

Hinote turned and looked at the now working TV listening to the reporter.

"This afternoon a girl around the age of sixteen of what seems to be a bit of Asian decent appeared today and started killing a bunch of workers in a barbers shop in Spring Hill Florida. The cause was this young man's hair being cut."

A picture of a guy who stood around 5 foot 7 with a slim body structure wearing a pair of jeans and a underground band shirt. He had short black hair and a mix of green, blue, gray, yellow and orange eye color, which were covered by black-framed glasses. He stared at the camera with no expression.

"Sir, can you explain to us what caused this to happen?" asked the reporter.

"Err yeah…she's my best friend, obsessed over my hair and insane," he answered.

The reporter turned back to the camera. "And there you have it."

Meanwhile:

Kurama who was in his bathrobe with a towel holding up his freshly washed hair was sitting on the couch drinking teach watching the news. He stared at the TV in disbelief.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!"

Meanwhile:

Hinote turned to Autumn. "Did you hear something?"

Autumn shook her head. "Nuh huh. I'm going to go call Flash's cell."

Autumn took out her cell phone and took her fist and hit some random numbers then slammed the phone against the floor three times before holding it up to her ear.

Meanwhile someplace in Spring Hill Florida the sheriff's office:

A girl with golden eyes and long black layered hair with silver bangs dressed in all black with many piercings perked up when she heard her phone ring. She got up and walked over to the cell doors and stared at the plump balding sheriff.

"Hey porky give me my cell phone," she demanded a clicking noise was heard as she talked. Showing she had tongue pierced.

"What's in it for me?" asked the sheriff.

"I don't kill you," she said coolly.

"Good enough for me," he said then tossed the phone towards the cell.

The girl stuck out her hand and caught the ringing phone. She flipped the top open. "What do you want?"

"Oh hi Autumn--Yeah that was I--He cut his hair--BUT HIS HAIR AUTUMN THE HAIR THE HOLY HAIR!--Some sheriff's office--Yeah they don't have cops down here--Stupid ningens--So are you coming to get me out--But I'm tired of telling people what happened--Hm… could point. Okay well it all started when…"

Flash's story:

I was sitting at the computer desk talking to him on aohell and he said I'll talk to you later I'm going to go get my haircut. But before I could ask how much he put up an away message.

So me being all spiffy, nifty and God I mailed myself over there-

Interruption:

"What do you mean why did I mail myself over there?--It was in the conversation we had duh!--Errr I mean because it was the only thing I could think of--I know I could transport myself over there--Oh shut up Hinote no one cares that there is a cigarette burning a hole in your large intestine."

Continue Flash's story:

Anyway as I was saying, once I got mailed over there really fast somehow. I jumped out of the box in the barbershop with my metal pole and said "TADA! GOD HAS ARRIVED!"

The people looked at me weird and Darrin just kinda sunk into the chair more and his mom got all happy and hugged me to death cause I'm fucking awesome and don't you forget.

Anyway I stood over the lady thing's shoulders making sure she wasn't cutting off a lot but when I realize she did…WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM. And then people screamed and ran out of the building blah, blah, blah normal things that happen at a murder scene.

And then reporters and sheriff and those two men in the lab coats came. The reporters interviewed him while I was in the background running away from the entire sheriff and the guys in the lab coats.

OH! And then The Beavers on Acid came AND WE DID THE ELECTIRC SLIDE!

End Flash's story and goes to Autumn and Hinote in New York:

"Uh huh," said Autumn ignoring Hinote who was running around in the back screaming on how it burns. "So how are those beavers doing anyway?"

Back to Florida:

"They're doing pretty good," said Flash sliding down against the wall and sitting on the floor.

The sheriff stared at her like she had 791,679,797,636,535,354,424,435,253,544,8 heads.

"Yeah I'll prolly get out of here tonight and go back home--alright I'll talk to you later---And do me a favor?---Kill Hinote, he's giving mea headache--Alright bye."

Flash hung up the phone and stared at the sheriff. "What?"

"Err nothing!" he said startled.

Suddenly Flash's phone rang again. Flash stared down at it. "Hey buddy answer this for me."

She tossed the sheriff the phone. He caught it then answered.

"Err…hello? Uh Miss there is someone yelling in some odd language," he told her.

"Yeah I know that's Kurama. Just go listening until he stops then hang up. Thanks," said Flash then fell asleep.

End Chapter:

Wisdom: Well there's your little fic. Hopefully Winter will be off all of the pills soon and can start the next chapters for Two Heads.

Winter: BUT I LOVE BIG BLUE PILLS!

Wisdom: -Sighs- Well please review!

Winter: I LOVE BIG BLUE PILLS!

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