Disclaimer- I do not own Joss Whedon's characters! Just my own!



My sister and I always had visits from these vampires, Spike and Angelus. I wondered why they hadn't killed us yet.

Every visit was more often than the last. Soon it came to be every week, to every other day, to everyday. They would finally leave when fell asleep in the night (or sometimes morning).

Angelus always would be fonder of my blonde sister, Rachel. Then Spike had always liked me as well. They always guarded us. We barely could go out to the club anymore. They were like our own watchdogs, only perverted.

It seemed their main goal was to get us in bed. The guys were perverts 24/7. Sometimes it was funny, other times it was just plain wrong.

On a Friday afternoon, Rachel and I were sitting in her room talking. It was close to sunset, which meant Angelus and Spike would be here soon. "I wonder if those guys ever get tired of seeing us. I know for sure I'm tired of them!" Rachel said. Even though deep in our hearts we know we actually like them, we would never admit to the world. "Seriously!" I replied. Soon, we heard the door open and close. It was them. We made one stupid mistake by letting them in. Actually it wasn't really our fault because they hypnotized us to let them in. They also have pet names for us. Spike calls me Luv, and Angelus calls Rachel Honey. "Honey, I'm home!" Angelus called out. "Luv, where are you hiding?" We decided to let them find us, so we didn't answer. In about one minute they were in Rachel's room. Angelus, or Angel for short, automatically had Rachel sitting in his lap. And I was sprawled out on the bed, and Spike was lying behind me, petting my thigh and butt. They would always do this. Spike would pet me, and Angel would rest his hands on Rachel's boobs. We've tried to get them off, but they just kept putting them back. And they were way too strong for us to hurt them.