Disclaimer: I dun own Tekken or DBZ!!! So I better stop getting those "YOU ARE BEING SUED" letters.. *grumbles cuz she knows it's K..*OH!!!! And i don't own Chuquita book of spells.. *hides in fear like always..* I'm borrowing it.. Still... Yea... .

Quote of the week: Screw you guys! I'm going home.. -Cartman-Southpark

SG: I love saying that. ^_^

NS: That's wrong..

SG: Shut up!

Sam: You said a bad word!!!

SG: What? Shut up?.. That's two words.

Sam: Muh virgin ears!!!

SG: Dork..

Sammy: I'm bored!!

:NS hands Sammy the "The Big Book of Author Spells".:

Sammy: Where'd ya get that from?

NS: SG office..

Sammy: You said you gave it back!

SG: NANI?!.. I'm still "borrowing" it..

Vegeta: Uh huh..

SG: Shut up Veg-kun

Vegeta: DON'T CALL ME THAT! I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAN NO OUJI!

SG: Shut up..

Vegata: *sniff* You're so mean!!! *cries*

SG: Wuss..

Sam: MUH VIRGIN EARS!!!

SG: Anyways.. This is a new fic. of mine. ^_______^ And you all know it's called "Mikado Learns About..". You know.. like Mikado learns about Christmas,Thanks giving,Easter,New Years..and so on and so forth. I hope you'll like it!!! *grins stupidly*.. Well I have to get back to fixing my house.. I'm almost done!

NS: You talk to much..

SG: SHUT UP!! *Smacks him w/ her "Shut up" hammer*

NS: Ow! @%$&%#**!!!!

Sam: My ears!!

NS: SG, where is that hammer.

SG: Right here. *pulls it out w/ a grin on her face.*

NS: Thank you. *Smacks Sam w/ it.*

Sam: AHHHHH!!!! *passes out*

Goku: Yay! I'm in here finally!*Rubs his head.. SG can really pack a punch... um on w/ the fic!

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~~~~~~~~~~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~ Mikado sat on a tree branch as she watched the snow fall. Trunks and Goten were already making snow balls to throw at each other. She jumped down and landed next to Trunks. The branch of the tree shook,Mikado moved to the side,and the snow fell on Trunks.

"Ahh!!Oofa.." He said as his feet stuck out of the snow.

Mikado snickers alittle and Goten was pointing and laughing. She walked up to the house and saw Vegeta Floating in mid-air, putting up lights. She tilted her head to the side and then duck as a snow ball came flying at her from behind. Instead of hitting her... It hit Vegeta.

"BRAT!!!!Which One Of You Hit Me?!" He yelled as he glared at Mikado and Trunks.

"Who you calling brat?!?!" Mikado yelled back.

"You!!!" Vegeta shook his fist.

"I AM NOT A BRAT!!!" Mikado made a snow ball at threw it at him.

It hit him right in the face, hard. Mikado growled at Vegeta as he flew down w/ a strand of lights in his hand. He picked Mikado up by the feet,wrapped the lights around her feet,and hung her from the roof.

"HEY!!!! YOU BAKA!!! WAIT TILL I GET DOWN FROM HERE!!!! I WILL CAUSE YOU PAIN!!! LOTS OF PAIN!!!!!!!" She screamed as Vegeta smirked and walked away.

A few hours later Mikado walked in w/ a stand of lights trailing behind her. She looked mad... well madder then usual. She looked at Bulma and asked..

"Where's Veg Head?"

"He's Training with Trunks." Bulma answered.

Mikado threw off her jacket and took off her boots,gloves,and hat. She walked up the door and grabbed the door knob and bent it into the shape of her fist when clenched,opened the door and walked in. Vegeta and Trunks stopped sparing and looked to the door. A second later Vegeta was on the ground,fried. Trunks blinked some and look at Mikado,who aimed her hand at Trunks and shot a ki blast at Him. He screamed like a little school girl and tried to get away but was hit in the process. She smirked, seeing that her work was done and walked into the living room and sat down on the couch & started to talk to Bulma.

"Hey Bulma.. Why was Vegeta putting up those lights?"

"You don't know? It's christmas! You always put lights on your house around Christmas time!"

"Um.. yea." Mikado scratched her head.

"And you give and receive presents!And you have a big christmas dinner with all your friends and family.. Oh i can't wait!!" Mrs. Briefs continued.

"Um.. Don't we have a big dinner all the time?"

"Yes, but this dinner is bigger!"

Mikado mouthed an "Oh" and looked at Trunks, who was dragging Vegeta out of the gravity room. At the very second Goten came busting in the door w/ a that stupid "Son grin" on his face.

"GUESS WHAT!!!" Goten yelled happily.

"What" Everyone asked.

"SANTA'S COMING!!! AND HE'S GONNA GIVE ME PRESENTS CUZ I'VE BEEN GOOD AAAAAALLLLLLL YEAR!!!!" He screamed out.

"Santa?" Mikado asked. "Who's that,and why is he giving Goten presents and not me." She glared at Bulma.

"Heh.. Santa gives every_good_ little girls and boys presents." Bulma sweat dropped and Trunks just rolled his eyes.

Mikado looked at Trunks and said...

"Then that means Trunks isn't getting any." She smirked.

Trunks sweat dropped and shook his head.

"Mikado... You'll know.. when Christmas eve comes.." Trunks walked up to his room.

"Right.."

About a week later Christmas eve came and everyone was so excited. Chi-Chi and Mrs. Briefs were in the kitchen making dinner and giggling. Mikado was siting on the couch watching Bulma, Mr. Briefs, and Vegeta put the orderment on the tree. She smirked at Vegeta who was grumbling about christmas and how he hated it. Mikado snickered and said:

"You're just mad because you don't get any presents 'cause Santa knows what you and Bulma have been doing in the bedroom lately."

Trunks just stood there wide eyed and his right eye was slightly twitching. Bulma&Vegeta faces were both red from blushing so much. Mikado got up and walked outside to see Marlana, #17, Goku, Gohan, Krillin, and everybody else i forgot to name out there. Most if them were training.. or sparing, or giving out presents.

Mikado looked over to see that Neko was there talk to Goten.

:She's here again?: Mikado through.

"Hey! Mikado!" Goten waved.

She looked over at him.. "What?" She asked in a monotone voice.

"Look who I invited over!" He pointed to Neko,who now didn't look so happy to see Mikado.

Mikado just smirked at Neko and waved.

"Hi.." Neko just rolled her eyes.

Mikado sat on the ground bundled up in a big winter jacket,w/ 8 pairs of pants on, 5 pairs of socks, heavy boots, 3 pairs of gloves and a hat. Vegeta and Trunks walked outside and snickered at Mikado. She just glared at him and he looked just like Mikado, all bundled up in the winter clothes. Trunks sat down w/ Goten and Neko & started to talk. Mikado just sat there and watched the snow fall. She looked over at Vegeta, who was leaning againt a tree looking around.

"Cold flakes.." Mikado said to herself.

"Cold flakes?" Trunks asked. "What? Is that some kinda new cereal?" He laughed to himself.

Mikado growled at him an jumped to her feet.

"You better shut up!" She hissed.

"Make me!" He shouted back.

"Fine!" Mikado drew back her arm and fell over.

Trunks laughed at her. She kicked his leg and triped him. He growled at her and wiggled his arms around, trying to hit her. She was doing the same and rolled over on him, who rolled over her. A big cloud of dust formed around them and ki blasts where throwen everywhere. Finally the dust cleared and Trunk & Mikado were laying on their back breathing heavily. Bulma called everyone for diner. Trunks and Mikado rolled in the door, got up and walked up stairs. A few min. later Mikado slid down stairs on the rail to the stairs.

She landed on her feet and walked to the table. Everyone was nicely dressed and Mikado was wearing a pair of torn jeans and a white long sleeved shirt w/ socks. She blinked some and looked at them. Bulma was giving her the "Oh no you are not wearing that" look. But she shrugged and sat down at the table. Bulma just sighed and looked at Vegeta.

"Vegeta.. Say grace." Bulma asked Vegeta who huffed.

"Fine.. Good bread, good meat, good god lets eat!" Vegeta said as everyone started to dig in.

"Mmm.. Bulma this is really good! You made this?" Mikado said w/ some food in her mouth.

"No.. Chi-Chi and my mom..."

Mikado nodded and continued to pig out. Trunks smirked and aimed his spoon at Mikado and flung some mashed potato's at her. She ducked and it hit the wall.

"Nice try.." Mikado said then shoved a spoon full in her mouth.

Trunks grumbled and flung some more at her. Bulma yelled out for Trunks to stop and the mashed potato's landed right on her plate. She just smirked and continued to eat.

^_^_^_^_^_^_^~Later that night~V_V_V_V_V_V_V_V_V_V

Everyone was sitting around in the living room bored out of there wits.

"I know what we can do!" Goku shouted.

"What Kakarot?" Vegeta asked.

"We can sing Christmas caroles!" Goku smiled.

"No! We are no.." Vegeta was cut off by Bulma.

"That's a great idea!" Bulma smiled as some of the guests groaned.

"Yea! We can go door to door and sing them!"

Welp for one Mikado didn't know what they were and Vegeta really didn't know the words, but.. no one cared. Everyone got dressed to go outside and walked outside.(O.o um.. okay o.O) The first house they went to was Hercule's house. Bulma knocked on the door and he opened it. They started to sing off key. Surprisingly Vegeta had a very good voice. Mikado just stood there and yawned.

"Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way!" Everyone but Mikado sung.

They kept going and going..

"Deck the hall w/.."

"Dashing threw the snow!"

"Chestnuts roasting on a open fire!"

"Rudalph the red nose reindeer!"

"Grandma got ran over by a reindeer!"

"Grandpa got ran over by a beer truck!"

And so on and so forth. By this time they were almost home and most of them were sleepy.

"RUDALPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER! HAD A VERY SHINY NOSE!!" Goku yelled as they walked down the street.

"Kakarot! Will you shut your cake hole!" Vegeta yelled.

"Aw.. C'mon Veggie!" Goku whined.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT! BAKA!" Vegeta hissed.

"Fine.. Veggie.." Goku snickered and skipped ahead.

Bulma walked up to the door of C.C and they slide open. She walked in as everyone followed her. Bulma said that everyone should go up stairs and get some sleep. Which they did, but Vegeta didn't want to. So Bulma made him help her put the gifts under the tree. Mikado,Goten & Trunks were sleeping on the couch. Later on Bulma came downstairs in a Santa suit and Vegeta was in the kitchen waiting. She started to put more presents under the tree. Mikado opened an eye and saw her, then watched her walk to the kitchen under the mistletoe & saw Vegeta give her a kiss.

Here eyes widened when she saw this. They walked out of the kitchen and put out some milk and cookies for Santa. Good thing she wasn't hungry. She just sat there.. and sat there and sat there until she heard a "thump" on the roof and looked up. She got up and looked around. Then out came Santa from the fireplace. He stood up and brushed himself off and looked at Mikado.

"Hello, little one." Santa smiled at her.

"Get out." She growled at him.

"Well.. Mekaydo." Santa said.

"Man! It's Mi-Ka-Do!" She yelled.

"Oh.. I'm sorry Mikado." He walked over to the tree and started to put presents under the tree.

She told him to get out again and he wouldn't and Santa went for the cookie. She grabbed them and growled.

"How come there are no presents with my name on they?"

"Because you've been a bad girl."

"What?!"

"Yes.."

"Fine! Then you don't get any cookies!"

Santa's eyes widened and said "Are those Mrs. Briefs cookies?" and Mikado nodded.

"Fine.. Just don't tell anybody." Santa said and handed her some presents for other kids.

Mikado smirked and handed him the cookies. He ate some, stuffed the rest in his pocket and went back up the chimney. She set her presents under the tree and went back to sleep on the couch. The next day.... Trunks woke up and saw all the presents under the tree and grinned. He shook Goten and woke him up, who looked under the tree and saw all the presents under the tree. He screamed like a little girl and ran upstairs. He stood in the big hall way and yelled "WAKE UP EVERYONE! CHRISTMAS IS HERE!!!!! THERE'S PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE!!!" Everyone opened there doors and looked at him.

"C'MON! DOWN STAIRS NOW!" Everyone sighed and got there robes on.

When everyone was down stairs Bulma started to hand out the presents.

"Hmm.. Goten, here. Trunks, here. Cassandra, her- What?"

"That would be mine." Mikado grinned and took all the presents that said Cassandra or Kelly.

Finally Bulma handed out all the presents and they started to rip the open. Mikado got clothes and other things. Goten got all toys, Trunks got clothes and toys. All the adults almost got all clothes. Some got kitchen wear. Mikado snickered and mumbled "I.. saw Veggie kissing Stanta claus." Vegeta heard and and yelled at her that he did not and she yelled back that she saw him last night. Bulma snickered as they yelled at each other.

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEENNNDDD!!!! ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~

SG: Fin!

NS: It was.. Okay.

SG: Shut up! I didn't ask you!

NS: Uh huh..

SG: Baka!

NS: Gaki!

SG: Grr...

Sammy: Can't we all just get along?

SG: No!

Goku: Fighting is wrong..

Vegeta: Shut up baka!

Goku: Vegeta! You're so mean!!! *cries*

SG: Veg-head! Look what you've done! You made Goku cry!

Vegeta: Grr! I told you to stop calling me names!

Sam: @.@

SG: Shut up everyone! *Goes the fix the rest of her home.* Bye everyone!

NS: Ja'!

Sammy: Buh bye!

Goku: Wahhh!!!

Vegeta: SHUT UP!!

Sam: @_@