Gekkani Musouka

Dreamer in the Moonlight------Translation(I think)

Alright, here's the warning, I've had 2 liters of coke and two dozen chunky chips ahoy! (I do not own either). If this story is a little weird or just down right mad, dont blame me, blame the sugar. I have no clue where I'm taking this story, I am just writing it. Make of it what you will.

Disclaimers: (Dont ya just hate these) Look I already know I dont own Sailor Moon, do ya have to make me feel worse by writing these. Sheesh, have a heart. Woops, I forgot I am talking to lawyers, Just Kidding.

Now on the the story:)

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Caffine Buzz

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"Java, java, java, java, java,java, COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed a boubly blond.

"Alright, which one of you gave her the coffee," asked an irritated brunette.

"Don't look at me, I was just studying," stated a blue haired whiz kid.

"Well I know Rei didnt, so which one of you did it?"

"Oops!" was the only reply.

"Serena," came the collective sigh.

"What, she said she couldn't stay awake, how was I supposed to know it would turn her into a caffinated blond huricane. Whoa normally that is my name, Woohoo!!!"

"Serena" it comes again.

"Ok, ok, Lita you grab Mina's arms, Amy the legs, and I'll help Rei put a scroll on her forehead. Well lets get to it!!!!!"

"Yes o commanding one" came three answers.

"Hmph!!!"

"Ahhhh, let me go, no I like the buzz, let me gooooooooooo.........."

"Ran, tou, hut, mwo, stu, kci, hsi, Evil being be banished!!!!!!" screamed the annoyed fire priestest.

"Hahahahaha, didnt worAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH."

"Oops, I think we forgot that only works on monsters, sorry Mina," came Rei's apology, "besides Moon Brain told me to do it. So why am I appologizing, ugh, Now I am talking to myself, I hate this. Hmmm, to bad Darien isn't here right now. Ohhh, I wouldn't mind him reading my thoughts!!!!"

"Rei I am so going to kick your f****ing s*** filled m***** f***ing a**. Get over here you melodramatic wh***. You are so going to get your f***ing brain MOON DUSTED!!!!!!!"

"Serena I AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Awe s***. Now we have one severly pissed off princess, a pile of ashes, a paralyzed caffine addict, and two senshi without boyfriends. This suxs."

"Amy"

"What?"

"That was your first cuss word, I am so proud of you!!!!"

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The end.

Aye, I gave you a warning, so send your shrink bills to DiC, they are the ones who gave me my first taste of Sailor Moon.

Anyways, if I ever get anymore stories out, believe me, they will be nothing like this. I blame it on the sugar.

Well, I'm gonna book it, oh yeah, If ya wanna contact me, it is at gekkanimusouka@yahoo.com. Ja ne:)