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"Hi. This is Wario. What is this story about you ask? This story is about Pauline "Maple" Syrup ( from Donkey Kong, and Wario Land 1-2) and it's about her past and what ever happened to her after I, Wario, stole her treasure in Wario Land 2 . . ."
Prologue: A Document in a Diary
The day after Syrup Castle collapsed.
Note to self: This is going to be a historical document in my diary.
Dear Diary,
I , Pauline Maple Syrup, was worried about my treasure hoard, that I, before I became a renegade pirate, was given to me from the great dragon-koopa, King Bowser Koopa, being stolen by one of my former boyfriends, Wario, evil twin of another of my former boyfriends, Mario. How did I get with Wario, you ask? Well, you need to know a little background history on myself. As an assignment from King Bowser to try to kill the Mario Bros. and the Wario Bros., I was to disguise myself as a beautiful civilian in Mushroom City who made Mario and Wario fall in love with me and have dates with me. The purpose of this dating was to spy on them. I then found this caged gorilla. It turned out that this gorilla was named Donkey Kong and that he was neglected and abused by Mario for 4 weeks. I then showed Bowser Donkey Kong, and a smile slid across his face. He told me about a 2-part plan we were going to use: First, we weakened the bars of the cage. Second, we told DK that we are going to give him his own piece of land, his own airplane, a mega mushroom, some traps and minions, and his own castle with some bananas. DK agreed. The next day, when I was walking near the cage with the plumbers, DK broke out of the cage, and then he grabbed me! The plan was going to work well, but then I saw Bowser running away! But then I saw why: Wario was after him! After seeing the two run off, Mario then chased after DK and, after a long journey and much to my dismay, defeated him. I then threw at him the only thing I thought would harm him, a poisonous mushroom. Actually, it turned out to be a super mushroom! Mario grew bigger and then beat DK up. DK apologized and as for me, I got yelled at by Bowser, who narrowly escaped Wario, because I failed the mission. I then got so mad that I decided to turn Bowser's own pirate unit, the Brown Sugar Pirates, into a renegade pirate group. I then went into hiding from Bowser's forces for a few years, until I decided to steal Princess Peach Toadstool's giant statue and build a castle on top of it. My hideaway was Kitchen Island. Then, after a few weeks, Wario came and tried to steal the statue! I then sent my personal bodyguard, a genie, after him. After Wario beat the genie, I threw a bomb that would blow up the whole entire castle! After the castle blew up, I saw that Wario was still alive, and then I saw Mario with Bulldog, the "Sky Pop" airplane he stole from Wario during his adventure against Tatanga ( which I found out later was used as a distraction for Wario to invade Mario's Castle in Mario Land), stealing Peach's statue from Wario. I then saw Wario use the lamp to summon the genie, and then the genie asked Wario to show his wealth in order to see if Wario deserves the castle he asked for. Wario showed the genie his wealth. The genie then said Wario could keep his wealth. Wario did, and then the genie granted Wario his own planet, with his face on it, with a castle on top of it! I then got so mad I vowed that one day I would steal Wario's treasure! Then a few months later, I had a plan. I decided to invade Wario's castle, steal his treasure, and then flood his castle with water! I also hid his alarm clock somewhere, so he wouldn't find it! But alas, he did find it, and undone what I did. After a bit of chasing, he chased me into Mushroom City, and into this haunted house! On the top floor, I was captured by this ghost. Wario came, beat the ghost, and then me, and got back his treasure! I then decided to redo the plan with a few differences. The differences are that he chased me into his cellar, and into this old shutdown factory in Mushroom City. I then got into this hovercraft, and battled him! He won though, and got back his treasure! I then repeated the plan, this time leading him into my pirate headquarters, Syrup Castle! I then battled him on a hovercraft, atop a fiery floor, with explosives! Amazingly, he won, but he also blew up my castle! I then repeated the plan but this time he sunk my ship, the S.S. Teacup! I then entered some underwater ruins, but got captured by this Bubble Boo! Wario came, beat him, and took back his treasure( again)! After that, I decided to take over his castle, and throw him out! I did, but he still beat me! I then gave up, but then I noticed something: he took my map to my treasure hoard! I'm now worried that to benefit himself and as a revenge plan, he'll steal my treasure! I feel tired. I better go to bed now. Tomorrow, I am going to check my treasure hoard, where my last remaining minions are.
Goodbye.
Pauline Syrup
"Hi. This is Wario. What is this story about you ask? This story is about Pauline "Maple" Syrup ( from Donkey Kong, and Wario Land 1-2) and it's about her past and what ever happened to her after I, Wario, stole her treasure in Wario Land 2 . . ."
Prologue: A Document in a Diary
The day after Syrup Castle collapsed.
Note to self: This is going to be a historical document in my diary.
Dear Diary,
I , Pauline Maple Syrup, was worried about my treasure hoard, that I, before I became a renegade pirate, was given to me from the great dragon-koopa, King Bowser Koopa, being stolen by one of my former boyfriends, Wario, evil twin of another of my former boyfriends, Mario. How did I get with Wario, you ask? Well, you need to know a little background history on myself. As an assignment from King Bowser to try to kill the Mario Bros. and the Wario Bros., I was to disguise myself as a beautiful civilian in Mushroom City who made Mario and Wario fall in love with me and have dates with me. The purpose of this dating was to spy on them. I then found this caged gorilla. It turned out that this gorilla was named Donkey Kong and that he was neglected and abused by Mario for 4 weeks. I then showed Bowser Donkey Kong, and a smile slid across his face. He told me about a 2-part plan we were going to use: First, we weakened the bars of the cage. Second, we told DK that we are going to give him his own piece of land, his own airplane, a mega mushroom, some traps and minions, and his own castle with some bananas. DK agreed. The next day, when I was walking near the cage with the plumbers, DK broke out of the cage, and then he grabbed me! The plan was going to work well, but then I saw Bowser running away! But then I saw why: Wario was after him! After seeing the two run off, Mario then chased after DK and, after a long journey and much to my dismay, defeated him. I then threw at him the only thing I thought would harm him, a poisonous mushroom. Actually, it turned out to be a super mushroom! Mario grew bigger and then beat DK up. DK apologized and as for me, I got yelled at by Bowser, who narrowly escaped Wario, because I failed the mission. I then got so mad that I decided to turn Bowser's own pirate unit, the Brown Sugar Pirates, into a renegade pirate group. I then went into hiding from Bowser's forces for a few years, until I decided to steal Princess Peach Toadstool's giant statue and build a castle on top of it. My hideaway was Kitchen Island. Then, after a few weeks, Wario came and tried to steal the statue! I then sent my personal bodyguard, a genie, after him. After Wario beat the genie, I threw a bomb that would blow up the whole entire castle! After the castle blew up, I saw that Wario was still alive, and then I saw Mario with Bulldog, the "Sky Pop" airplane he stole from Wario during his adventure against Tatanga ( which I found out later was used as a distraction for Wario to invade Mario's Castle in Mario Land), stealing Peach's statue from Wario. I then saw Wario use the lamp to summon the genie, and then the genie asked Wario to show his wealth in order to see if Wario deserves the castle he asked for. Wario showed the genie his wealth. The genie then said Wario could keep his wealth. Wario did, and then the genie granted Wario his own planet, with his face on it, with a castle on top of it! I then got so mad I vowed that one day I would steal Wario's treasure! Then a few months later, I had a plan. I decided to invade Wario's castle, steal his treasure, and then flood his castle with water! I also hid his alarm clock somewhere, so he wouldn't find it! But alas, he did find it, and undone what I did. After a bit of chasing, he chased me into Mushroom City, and into this haunted house! On the top floor, I was captured by this ghost. Wario came, beat the ghost, and then me, and got back his treasure! I then decided to redo the plan with a few differences. The differences are that he chased me into his cellar, and into this old shutdown factory in Mushroom City. I then got into this hovercraft, and battled him! He won though, and got back his treasure! I then repeated the plan, this time leading him into my pirate headquarters, Syrup Castle! I then battled him on a hovercraft, atop a fiery floor, with explosives! Amazingly, he won, but he also blew up my castle! I then repeated the plan but this time he sunk my ship, the S.S. Teacup! I then entered some underwater ruins, but got captured by this Bubble Boo! Wario came, beat him, and took back his treasure( again)! After that, I decided to take over his castle, and throw him out! I did, but he still beat me! I then gave up, but then I noticed something: he took my map to my treasure hoard! I'm now worried that to benefit himself and as a revenge plan, he'll steal my treasure! I feel tired. I better go to bed now. Tomorrow, I am going to check my treasure hoard, where my last remaining minions are.
Goodbye.
Pauline Syrup