Freedom: a retarded short story Re-upload!

by Banana-eating-Sheep

So hopefully the problem is fixed and this fic will be less infuriating to read. The content is still the same so you can cringe at the noobishness and unrefinedness (?) of this stupid story! Cuz you know, I think we all get a bit tired of reading ship fics, Right? No? Just me? Ok.

One day New Zealand decides he wants to get something of his chest. So he walks up to USA who is just sitting there stuffing his face as normal.

"Hey USA… there is something I need to tell you…"

"mmphhfmm?" America paused for a bit.

"You know how you are always going on about FREEDOM and stuff?"

"…Yeah?"

"Well, you are only ranked #7 in the world in terms of human freedom."

"… Dude what?! You kidding me?!"

"Guess who is number one…I mean, it might be hard for someone like you to understand, but, you can't always be number one can you hmm? I wonder who's in FIRST place anyway? Perhaps it's the handsome bloke that's standing right here… Oh wait, that's me!"

"You twat! How many times have I told you not to upset America?!" England was furious. It was not the first time New Zealand had gotten injured from being careless with his words.

"Australia's rubbing off onto you and that's not a bloody good thing!"