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Hello, everyone! Here I am back again. I can hardly believe that this story will be the 50th one I will be posting on this site! Yay me (Laughs)! Thank you to every single one of you readers out there. Without you guys, I wouldn't be doing this. Enjoy!
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The Wonders of Duct Tape
Pepper let out a squeak of alarm at the sight of Tony duct taped to his bed. A head of messy hair popped up on the other side of the California king. The dark haired girl was still half asleep, as she was raking her long hair out of her face. Blinking at her, Pepper frowned as she watched her getting to her feet.
"Darcy?"
"'ello," she mumbled, as she went over to where the other woman was standing. Looking down at her work, the young woman let out a happy little sigh. "Yeah, I may have gone overboard." Pepper looked back over to the man in the bed, his arms and legs tied down, along with being bodily taped down to the bed itself. "He got drunk out of his head last night. Tone-loco started up his whole flirting and charming dude business. Needless to say that's the moment I broke out the duct tape. But then I got all worried and shit, so I ended up sleeping next to the bed to make sure that I didn't accidently kill him or anything." She looked over to the tall strawberry blonde woman next to her. "Coffee?"
Smiling she went over to the coffee bar there in the bedroom and made it for the younger woman as well as herself. Handing a hot brew over to Darcy, they went back to staring down at Tony Stark in the bed.
And this was how the man of iron found his fiancée and the young scientist wrangler when he finally woke up five minutes later. He tried to speak, but found his mouth was covered in what must have been tape. Looking himself over, he discovered his mouth wasn't the only thing covered in glue covered strips.
Rolling her eyes, Darcy went over and pulled makeshift gag off of his mouth. Letting out a pained yelp (it had pulled more than a few hairs out of his face with the removal), he snapped, "What the hell, Lewis!"
"I told you I won't put up with your crap," she told him, tossing away the tape. "And before you ask anything the next time you try any shit with me, I'll forego being nice and just go for my Taser." She looked over to Pepper, who was struggling not to laugh. "Thanks for the coffee, Ms. Potts."
"You're very welcome, Darcy," she said.
"I'll see you all later," she told them. "I have to go make sure that Jane changes, showers, and eats—you know, the normal acts of being human…"
"Lewis, you get me out of this…" he was yelling at her, as she was walking away.
"Chao!" And Darcy was right out the door, closing it behind herself.
Tony let his head fall to the bed, looking over to see that Pepper was laughing behind the shield of her coffee mug. His eyes narrowed.
"I told you that I wasn't worried about her," Pepper told him. "She's not only trustworthy, but she'll put you in your place."
"Great," he muttered. "Now can you please help me out of this?"
TBC…
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So there's the first one. This will be a series of connected one shots. Review to tell me what you think. Thanks for reading and I hope that you're all having a fab day.