I decided to make this because I think Bill Watterson is just so funny, how he thought of a six-year-old miscreant Calvin and his best friend tiger Hobbes.

Disclaimer: I do not own neither did I create Calvin or Hobbes

Calvin & Hobbes:

As Calvin and his stuffed animal Hobbes were walking in the grass on a Saturday morning, Calvin turned to Hobbes and decided to ask him something.

Calvin: Hobbes do you ever wonder what is the meaning of life?

Hobbes: No

Calvin: But don't you ever think why we're here?

Hobbes: To eat food?

Calvin: No, I mean why am I moving right now, what is making me able to do this?

Hobbes: I dunno.

Calvin: But there must be a reason why we were put on earth.

Hobbes: To live?

Calvin: No. Maybe god wants me to be bad. Maybe my consciousness telling me to be bad must mean I have to be bad.

Hobbes: You just stepped in dog doo.

Calvin: Yes, god planned that, and now I know what my conscience is telling me to do.

Hobbes: You do?

Calvin: Yep.

Calvin wipes his shoe on Hobbes.

Hobbes: Why you little!

The started fighting.

Calvin: Geroff me you orange bellied hair brain.

Hobbes: Not until you die you spikey haired human.

After insulting each other and rolling around Hobbes eventually wins.

Hobbes: Wow, this conscience thing is really starting to make sense.