Once upon a time there was a booger, and his name was Fred. Fred lived in the magical Pickle Junction. One glorious day he fell off from under one of the tables and landed on the floor. He had to leave his one true friend Wad of Gum; he was an Indians chewed wad of gum. Wad of Gum later committed gumicide. Poor Wad of Gum.

Anyway, Fred was blown out of the magical Pickle Junction, and then he was picked up by a hawk. The hawk's name was Matt, and Matt was a very hamster like hawk.

He often tried to eat his self. Ummm, that's like all I can think of right now.

Fives Million Years Later

Ok, I'm back…so how's life been treating ya since I've been gone?

Good? Good. Well anyway where did I leave off?

Oh yeah, he was picked up by a hawk, a very hamster like hawk.

When Fred was picked up by this hawk, he screamed like a little girl.

Yeah! Little girl

Anyway, Ummm….Flatulence! Then Matt dropped him.

Anyway he landed on a guy's head, this guys name was Darrin. Darrin started spazzing out because he thought someone was trying to pet him like a kitty. Hey, Darrin pet the kitty

Darrin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-runs off screaming-

So then I decided to go to Sonic. I got an Oreo Blast…I puked.

When I puked, I puked all over this really hot guy, I was all like omg!

Anyway, then he puked on this other really hot guy….it turns out none of this was really puke, but it was a really bad tasting blast thingy. So, I took the guys back to my house and let them borrow some of my clothes (it made them look uber hot because they were in girl's clothes-drools-). Anyway it turns out these two guys just happened to be Taichi (Tai) and Daisuke (Davis). So, I was like all, OMG OMG OMG! So I ran and grabbed my camera and told them to make out, at first there was some argument, and then I pushed Taichi on top of Daisuke and they did it! Well, not that but, they were kissing and ahhh, it was like total face sucking action, I threw down my camera and grabbed my video camera, the next thing I knew the clothes I had given them were on the floor and they were still making out and I still remember what color boxers the were wearing. Taichi had plaid ones and Daisuke's were cute blues ones with penguins on them

And then the boxers were gone! I almost died; if I did I would've died happy :D

It was a full blown yaoi bonanza! They were going at it like to male bunny rabbits.

Can anyone say female boner? Needless to say after that day, the three of us became good friends. (I had lots of good porn-wink-).