Inkheart vs. Twilight
Windy: Hello and welcome to-
Jane: Wendy, you wrote, I mean typed, your name wrong again!
Lola: Hello and welcome to-
Jane: Why Twilight is a lot better than Inkheart!
Wendy: Jane! It's Inkheart vs. Twilight! I knew I should never of read out one person who loves Inkheart and one person who loves Twilight! My god you guys, er girls, are sooo annoying!
Lola: Why thank you Wendy!
Jane: Yeah! We've never got something out of you like this!
Lola: Only gay men sparkle!
Jane: And only people who, um, like books read people out of books!
Wendy: Guys! Shut up! But yeah only gay men sparkle. Sorry Jane, I'm going with Lola on this one.
Jane: Omigod. You did not just say that! Holy-
Wendy: Back to the debate! Lola one reason why Inkheart is better than Twilight, now!
Lola: Well, I think that Inkheart you actually learn a thing or two. Not like in Twilight, I mean now for all the poor souls that have read Twilight they think it will be cool to go out with these "beautiful" sparkly people! That could be very dangerous!
Wendy: Jane! One reason why Twilight is better than Inkheart!
Jane: Well, you see, Bella lives in Forks.
Lola: What about Spoons and Knives?! Doesn't anyone want to live there?!
Wendy: Shut up!
Jane: Oh and Edward is H-A-W-T!
Lola: Oh really? I think that Dobby is H-A-W-T! So bleh!
Wendy: Um, I'm going to send these freaks back so read about me, I mean I'm not reading them back again, later!